Guess what I found out last night.......I found out that it doesnt REALLY matter if you are good or bad.....Santa still comes. This, my dear friends, is a very important lesson. The trouble started yesterday when Mother had the NERVE to go to work without me. I have made myself an escape route that the old beast cannot figure out. So....she gets home from work hours later....and guess what....I showed her. I was MIA......I sure showed her. Anyhow the bad news is that the feds caught up with me...yep..I was arrested like a common criminal...They tried to torture me by putting me in a cell with a bunch of other criminals.....When my mom found out where I was she went to see Dog Chapman....the bail bondsman...got some money...and made bail....WHEW,,,I was locked up forevvvvvvvvvvvvvvver...I think an hour or so....Let me tell you kids...doing time sucks....I do not reccommend this for anyone...
Oh god....look at my dorky family....enough said here...
so tired....we were up late last night....and after being on the lam for hours yesterday all this ole girl wants to do is sleep and dream of my big Mango and hope that he doesnt mind being linked with a convict....
WTF ......IS THIS A STUFFED CAT.....MY GOD THANKS GRAMMA FOR THE KITTY....OH
MY WHAT HAPPENED TO HER EAR,...
ANYHOW MJ OUT....I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS.....
3 comments:
Merry Christmas MJ and Family!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Oh MJ Darlin! Were you trying to get to Master Chew Sits? I would have loved to see you today as I was forced to put up with my bratty cocker mess nephew, Misha. The horror. I sprained my bottom so bed dodging his snapping jaws that momma had to give me pain meds.
Next time you want to visit, please coordinate with your mom. I know she must have been very worried about you and of course raising bail money, well, don't do that anymore.
Slobbers,
mango
P.S. Yeah, dorky family, just like mine. Hehehe.
Yep, I think you are right. I was baaaad on Christmas eve. Not ending up in the slammer bad, I just did some petty theft and thought for sure I was out of luck but fortunately santa still came for me too! Momma says that he must have already left the north pole when word of my naughty deed arrived but honestly I am starting to doubt that he can really keep track of it all!
Anywho, I am glad you were home and safe to get pressies. My momma said she would have had a heart attack if I she had come home to an empty house. Don't scare your family like that... even if they are dorky! (my momma is a total dork too so I get it!)
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