I'm in a bad mood. Don't look at me.so ...does anybody here want to adopt an adorable cuddly sweet smart obedient...well you get the picture....6 year old pittbull cross who goes by the name of Mary Jane Potter. I need parents who love me. Parents who feed me when i need food. Parents who take me out the second i want (i mean need) to go out. Parents that are so wealthy that they don't have to work and leave there precious beautiful smart cuddly obedient pittbull cross puppy at home for 6 hours 8 minutes and 43 seconds. (not that i checked)..Please get me out of here...I am cross, cross, cross...(i always wondered why they called me a pitt bull cross..hmm..now i know..) So all you rich home dwelling humans who need a good dog....(no vegetarians please....i do like the t-bones...no offence...) call me...or email me. Oh OH here comes mom gotta go.......MJ Out...
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Hey MJ -
You can come and live with us - I think that would be a grand idea. We don't have a beach too near us though - but we do have a big inground swimming pool - will that do ? Let me know, and I will organise your plane ticket.
Lots of love,
Opy
For once Opy had a good idea!
That would be HEAPS of fun!
i would like to thank you all for your generous offers...but after much though..(and being rather spoiled) i have decided to give the old girl one more chance...but thanks for the love flos and Opy and Charlie....
Well, you could come and hang out with me on my dock! Do you like to swim?
Cal
MJ... Sometimes us humans have obligations that take us away from our loved ones... Doesn't mean they don't love you... If you ran away from home I know your mommy would be very sad... You are her family. Just remember the good times and don't dwell on the bad. If you think of all the treats and walks and goodies Mom does for you you'll relize you've got it pretty darn good at the PAMMY IAMMM household. I have seen your mom go running out of the store to make sure she gets home quicker.
She loves you... don't leave her.
Your friend Megs
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