Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Up for ADOPTION.....HELP ME

SO LOOK AT ME. I FOUND SHIATZI'S ADOPT ME VEST. AND I AM NOT TAKING IT OFF UNTIL SOMEONE COMES TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM MY CRUEL MOM.
Do you know that my mom has not fed me any treats in 9 days. I had a tiny peppermint..big deal, but seriously I think if i were the mom and she was the dog....she would probably eat me. She is so lucky that I am a nice dog. I need someone that will love me with food. And not that crappy stuff they call dog food. Crappy...I would just die for some ice cream or a couple peanuts.


And then....and then...last night my bff korena was over. We were having a sleepover, on my new couch, and then she talked to mom for a minute...mom and i went outside for a little piddle walk....and when we came back in....Korena was gone. Mom made her dissappear. I feel so unloved. I know Korena would never ever ever leave without saying goodbye to me. Mom is a big old pain in the butt. Will someone pleeeeeeeeeeeease love me...and not to be rude... but can it be someone who doesnt mind giving out treats at a regular basis. Thanks...well se you all tomorrow or the next day...and DAD.....i miss you.....HELLLLLLLLLLLLP ME.....

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Silly Sunday

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE...JUST GIVE IT TO ME MOM....PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE

I WONDER WHAT I AM BEGGING FOR....IT IS A NEW KIND OF DOGGIE CRACK MOM SAYS....SHE GAVE ME A TINY LITTLE PIECE ONCE AND NOW I CANT LIVE ONE SINGLE DAY WITHOUT IT.....OH MY DOGSSSSSS JUST GIVE IT TO ME MOM
DO YOU SEE THEM....THEY ARE JUST SO GOOD....AND THEY ARE BIG AND FAT AND DELICIOUS BUT MOM ONLY GIVES ME A TINY PIECE....CHEAPIE....SHE SAYS AT LEAST THEY MAKE MY BREATH SMELL REALLY REALLY NICE....
Have any of you dogs got one of these in your house.....oh my gosh...mom wasnt home the other day, just Jordan and me, and i was hungry so I just helped myself. Jordan was too busy to notice. I think the fact that i got my own dinner was admiralble....dont you...and it is never ending...word to the wise, wait a bit when one of the cats comes out.
Richard and I are just being silly here. We were trying to do a funny picture for my dad. But this will have to do. Hey Dad, are you still sick? Mom and me are missing you, oh and zippy, but she just mopes on top of the DVD player. Have a good day everyone.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

MY baby brother

SO REALLY NOTHING MUCH IS HAPPENING FOR ME TODAY...I JUST WAITED AROUND FOR MOM...SO WE DECIDED DAD WOULD LIKE TO SEE SOME PICTURES OF MY BABY BROTHER .....GARY CARTER....AND I DARE YOU CAT HATERS OUT THERE NOT TO NOTICE HOW CUTE HE IS....I DARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU......

ARENT THOSE JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE KITTY LEGS EVER.........

IF YOU LOOK REALLY CLOSELY YOU MIGHT NOTICE THAT HE HAS AN EXTRA TOE ON BOTH HIS FRONT PAWS....IT LOOKS LIKE A CATCHERS MITT...WHICH EXPLAINS HIS NAME....GARY CARTER.....

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Finally something to say...

So...guess who is gone...yeppers...dad has left the building...so all your doggy praying did help...thanks to all of you...192 days to go....


And the weather is getting better too...MOM AND I went for a walk to Dallas road yesterday...i had a lot of rolling around too do...aaaaaaaaaaaahhh feels so good....gotta love a good scratch ..


I am always happy after a good day at the park....do i look a little like gene simmons here....


this is a dog i met at the park...he was really cute...but young...


And last but not least....my bro and I were having a little game of Royal Rumble...I submitted early....three count and i was out....anyhow...HI DAD.....

Friday, April 11, 2008


HOOOORAY YOUR CROSSED PAWS AND PRAYERS WORKED ....HOORAY.....
WELL...it has been a heck of a week at the palace.....first he was going, then he wasnt going, then he may go.....then he for sure was not going....now he is....whew...but...sad...So my dad is leaving this sunday for 194 days....that is 193 sleeps that Iget his whole side of the bed without getting kicked....193 walks to the beach with mom....and ....sadly...194 days of NO Peanuts....dad shares his peanuts with me....darn..i forgot all about that. Oh well. We just really want to thanks all you dogs for all your hard work. oh and i almost forgot...first of all...For Joe Stains...yes...carter was named after a baseball player...he was a catcher for the MONTREAL EXPOS....who are now the WAshington team....also.......GO HABS GO.....THAT WAS FOR YOU DAD....SORRY I BORROWED YOUR TSHIRT

Thursday, April 10, 2008

just some pictures today...too stressed to speak

GARY CARTER SLEEPING


HOW CAN SHE REALLY BE COMFORTABLE...


THIS IS ZIPPY'S FAVORITE PERCH...ON TOP OF THE DVD

THAT IS ON TOP OF THE TV...ONE OF THESE DAYS

IT IS ALL GOING TO FALL OFF AND IT WILL BE A

BIG OLD MESS

GARY CARTER...GETTING READY FOR A NAP
MJ ROLLING IN SOMETHING DISGUSTING...GROSSSS..

Saturday, April 05, 2008

oh what a day.....

ToDAY WAS really a fun day at the park. I met a few new buddies...and an old one. It was a good time but I must be getting a little tired cuz I just wanted to go home and sleep on my bed.


This little lab girl has got a husband and he was there too. He looked exactly like she does. Only much bigger. I guess that other boys are not allowed to look at his wife cuz there was a little yelling going on when another un nuetered doggy tried to say hello.


This is my old friend Sara and her mom. Her sister died in the fall. But her mom said that she doesn't seem to care. She quite enjoys the attention. Right here she is trying to tell her mom that it is time to go for a walk..and no more talking...


So here we are on the way home...I was talking to mom and suggesting that since we ran a bit today...wellhonestly i was the only one actually running...anyhow i was suggesting to mother that maybe we should stop for ice cream. MOM said no...she said we didnt need ice cream...

Dont even talk to me mom...dont even look at me...what do you know...really?

So I hope all you doggers are still praying for my dad...after this whole ice cream discussion I can now understand why he wants to get away for a few months....geez....

Thursday, April 03, 2008

help a doggy out....

Well before i gravol (is that the word) for doggy prayers....can you see me smile...do you see why i am smiling so big...can you...that is my koko...she was at my grandmas house for supper with my human sister...sarah....i wasnt invited...but i stopped by to say hi....and i was sooooooooooo happy... I HAD THE biggerest smile ever....look at my big huge teeth...


here ia m again. Mom is trying to get the perfect picture of me...but I hate posing. In fact.. may be looking for a good lawyer to sue her for invasion of a perfectly good walk...that darn camera is always in my face....It makes it difficult to get any business done...if you knwo what i mean...
This is the gorge waterway where we walked today. mom must really like this picture alot...


And here i am looking at the ducks....there were about a millionthousand of them...just quacking away. I wanted to go say hi, but ducks can move faster than i can.
mom is getting very old...she downloaded the same pciture twice...god love her. anyhow here is teh problem...we need doggy prayers....my dad is in the navy...well anyhow...that is not as important as the fact than on sunday his ship is going on a trip of a lifetime...he loves being on the ship...and he is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo excited to go on this trip...it is a 6 month long trip and he gets to go to some of the most amazing places ever....and even though mom and me will miss him terribly...really really terribly...(i wont get peanuts...ever) he really wants to go..anyhow dad had some stupid tests at the hospital....and they stabbed him and stole his blood and everything...and he didnt even get a cookie...anyhow...if these tests dont come out good...dad might have to stay home....is that fair....i dont think so....i mean...he feels fine...so i need all you doggies to get down on your knees and pray that my daddy gets to go on this trip....the trip is leaving on the sunday the 13th of april...and he doesnt find out results until the 11th of april...so anyhow if you could all just pray for my good old dad...that he is okay and gets to go on his trip...i would be the happierest doggy ever....thanks...mj out...

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

my beautiful big hunka man Mango...said he hasnt seen me lately...so Mom made me pose for this picture for my big hunka Man...she is lucky...otherwise i was not going to sit still for even one minute..


I love my rocks at the beach...\but i still refuse to pose for mom....but i am still darn good looking dont you think...


Hmmmm I love the smell of a nice rock....i had a little roll here earlier...but mom was busy smelling the roses or something....


I bet none of you can see me here...Mom couldnt either...i am hiding up above the steal rails...mom took forever to find me cuz my pink collar was hiding with my head...in the bushes...well that is it for today...mom has a new computer ...with a program called Vista...and makes mom use some very colourful HBO words..so please be patient with the old girl..