aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh the life of a princess

JUST ME AND MY BRUDDER...HANGIN ON THE COUCH....OH YAAAAAAAAA.....

well today is a beauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutiful day in sunny british columbia........so i told mom we should get out of bed.....and move our arses....and hit the roadddddddddddddddddddd......

This way mom......this way to the sunshine and the beach...........................................................

and here we are in our favorite spot....so nice ....rollllll around doggy rollll areound...

This is another wonderful spot to rolll in too....so many nice squishhy smelly spots....

LOOK at me ....heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...what an awesome day

Photo Shoot...

so sometimes it is worth thephoto shoot...when you get bribes such as this delicous stick of yumminess.....This has lasted almost a half hour already...Mom is impresses...I am more impressed......so darn good....

I am just showing you my stillness here.....I seem to be getting more blonde as the days go on...

Wowsers....this is a picture of me having a good yawn cuz I am soooooooooooo bored with this photo shoot....

Are you done yet mom....seriously....are we done yet.....I bet that snoopy didnt have to put up with all this nonsense.....anyhow...I am done now...you all have a good day...peace out....MJ out

not for the light of stomach

I want to start this off with something easy on the stomach....these are ducks...at the park...thats it for the easy of the stomach.....

Now this might look like a big old poop to you...but what I want you to notice is that I like to poop on branches....so I look throughout the dog park for the perfect branch....

Here you can notice my perfect stance....where the branch is completely in the right place....dang...I am an expert....anyhow thats it...hopefully tomorrow my life will lighten up a bit and I will have something way more fun to blog about...but seriously....are you not impressed..

MJs New Years Resolutions.....maybe

hey everyone....this is an old picture of me....but I like it...and I am all smiling and happy and carefree...so I decided since this is the first post of 2009 we should use a smiling MJ. So I hope everyone had a better New Years than our family....everyone here got the crud....mom is still sick.....and my brother is sick.....dad is almost over it....They call it influenza....i prefer the crud...anyhow I have decided that we should all try to think of 10 things for our new years resolutions...so here we go...
1....I promise not to eat anything out of the garbage.....(unless of course mom forgets to tie it or close it)
2. I will not wake mom up before ten am.......I will wake dad up instead
3. I will try and let mom take pictures of me
4. I promise to stay as awesome as I am
5, will make sure we blog at least twice a week..( i have to keep the secretary motivated....i guess i will have to go get her some sharable treats)
6. I will pay more attention to the dog whisperer...
7. I promise to stay hopelessly in love with my relentless dude Mango
8. I cross my heart I will not steal any more butter....
9. I will not pretend I am going to eat small white fluffy dogs.....
10. I will make mom get off her rear and take me for more walk....therefore gettin us both in better shape...
and that is it my friends...not very exciting....but oh well...I want you all to have a good time in 2009....

oh ....here she is..my baby ...mine and mango's baby

some days all i want to do is sleep on the couch...but my brother has got to cuddle with me...so I let him...Iknow it looks a little silly...but you gotta do what you gotta do to keep them quiet...

So see that look on my face...that is a look of annoyance...not at my new porkypine though...it is at my dad cuz he keeps touching my porkypine...that my main squeeze Mango....gave me for Christimas...this porkypine is to show his true love for me...and to tell me I am his numbe rone girl....it is a replica of his only mine is a beautiful girl....he also sent me some niblets...but...ummm...well they didnt last much past the opening of the gift...I love my girl porkypine...she has a tiny hole in her chin...and two of her paws have mysteriously disappeared....

Now that is better dad...keep your hands to yourself so me and my pal can get some well deserved sleep...dads...seriously...just cause i kick him in his sleep doesnt mean he has any right to do the same to me...

ISNT SHE BEAUTIFUL...AND SHE HAS THE NICEST EYES.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...MJ OUT...HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE....

It is finally Here

I dont know about the rest of you dogs out there...but I am sooooooooooooooo friggin tired. It is hard work staying good for such a long time....I know you all hear me out there...but man...enough is enough....I think we have a good six months of freedom before we think about being good all the time again. I did score some good gifts though.....

Here is a picture of me and my mom and my sister.....I think sister was wearing some sorta turkey perfume...cuz man...I could not get enough of her....sorry i didnt look at the camera...but I just cant do that all the time....

I bet you are wondering what this is beside me....this is my gift from the magnificent Mango...my main squeeze....it came christmas eve eve and dad made me put it under the stinkin tree so i didnt get to open it until i opened with the rest of the presents.

I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo curious....what can it be...a huge doggy diamond necklace....a huge doggy diamond leash...I just cant wait to see....but...it is our first christmas together...I should probably down play my dreamin a bit...

I am just sitting here eating my stick thing....and I WILL DREAM ABOUT CHRISTMAS....and my pressies...and MANGO.....I will fill you in on my gifts tomorrow....MJ out

snow day one

Well Merry snowy fun snowy day....I love the snow. My friend Bear came to play with me...and mom even lets me off the leash...even though she knows I will probably escape. Dad if you are reading this...I am just kidding....mom would never ever be so dumb....except maybe when it is really quiet outside. So today mom let me off so I could play with Bear. WE had some Treats...and we played and played..Then I got tired....went in the house all wet....and tried to jump into blankets with whomever would make room for me...lucky mom usually wins....anyhow not much to say really...enjoy the pictures...mom is going to put more up tomorrow cuz we had another huge downpouring of snow last night...it is so freaking pretty outside you would have no idea we lived in Victoria BC,,,it never snows like this here...maybe once ever 10 years or so...anyhow stay tuned for tomorrow..big kissed to you all...especially Mango....and applications are being taken for the job of second third fourth Etc...string boyfriends...none is less important than the other...oh...except for Mango...gotta go help mom sleep...mj out

Tired Tuesday..oh ya...and barfing...barfing...barfing

Poor me, I have been barfing for a couple days now, so I am very tired. Mom says if I dont feel better tomorrow I get to go to the vet. I am hoping to still puke...I like the vet. They give me some yummy cookies. But what was really weird was today I found out my mom is not as nice as she appears. She took me down to saxe point. And the park is covered in the beautiful white snow. And I am pretty sure i love the snow..but what I didnt remember was how freaking cold it is. I nearly froze to death. I lifted my paws and looked at mom pathetically..so she would know it was too cold for me to walk any farther, but instead of me getting her to lift me to the car...so my tootsies would stay warm.....she made me walk....dang...that is so unfair...

Anyhow now I am all tuckered out and I am giong to go to sleep. And I thought some boys would like to see how beautiful I am when I am resting.

Awwww....look at that adorable paw. Poor me. Mom just let it get all cold.....

This is my back leg...mom is holding it up. Anyhow I am going to sleep and dream about all my friends out there. Hopefully I will feel better when i wake up. Thank Dog I can just have a nice tired Tuesday.....MJ out

Carter...ONe day ONLy

MJ here, today I decided to let Carter post cuz well...he is a bit of a brat...and gets into lots of not so good situations, poor guy had to dress up for my christmas crazy father...so here he goes....ummm and...well ..i hope he behaves...

HI EVERYONE....FIRST OF ALL..I WANNA say it is about time I got to hang out with you awesome bloggers. Usually MJ just makes me sit and watch while she creates. So here I am looking like a mega dork in a santa hat. And might I just add that the Santa hat was bought for MJ but her hugggggggggggggge head wouldnt fit in it.



I am really disliking dad right here....look at me...do I look impressed. Stupid Santa hat.

Why wont she just put that dang camera away. I just want some rest. She should have figured it out by now. All I really do is sleep, eat, meow for more eats..and torture Zippy. She doesnt like me....WTF....what the heck is not to like. Look at me dangit...I am one handsome dude.

Okay so enough is enough...I am going to go for a nap. This is my favorite napping spot....only problem is...this is also her highnesses favorite napping spot...and apparently...she saw it first.

I am sorry that the old geezer is older than me....but does she have to be such an old b#$%h, why wont she just leave me be. Anyhow I need to go rest and dream about life before snow.

It was nice to talk to you all and show you my awesomeness.

MJhere again....I just wanted to put up this picture to show my perspective boyfriends....I am pretty fantastic.....MJ over and out...

SNOW SNOW SNOW...I LO VVVVVVVVVVE SNOW

Check this out...mom and I were walking on the Gorge...and I found the perfect Christmas tree....after delivering some very special pee mail, I asked Mom....from this moment knows and Scroogette, if she would take it home for our tree...NOPE,,,,she actually said NO to ME. I warned her that Santa will not be impressed..but she didn't even care...it was a definate NO...Well I hope she appreciated the gift she doesnt get from me this year.....grrrr

Okay...so check this out...CHECK IT OUT PEOPLE......it is freaking snowing in my hood. It never snows on Vancouver Island...bot really pretty fun snow anyhow. Tonight mom let me out with my leash attached but loose...so I got to run and chase after Bear. It totally rocked my evening. I LOve The snoW.....I am from Ontario you know.....

So now the bad news....I keep getting calls on my Cell...they are from Lacie trying to be my friend. She says she isnt interested in Mango...she is just being a player....I thought only boys could be players...I dont know...anyhow ...i told mom I am not taking any more calls right now. I need to know fi maybe it is time to .....sigh.....let the big man sew his wild oats...I mean when you are Mango the magnificent.....you cant help but attract women...I now exactly how he feels...

Anyhow I must say that the old girl is good at screening my calls. I just need a couple days to figure things out. I am sure it will all be okay...I mean..I love the big guy...but there a few littel guys I kinda like too...and a short corgador that has my fancy lately....and the Doof...man the Doof makes me laugh...aand well...since Freda passed away poor Charlie has been kinda loney...Mango will always be my number one...but we really need to share our magnificence...

Anyhow The peeps are snacking so I really need to go and monitor these things....I hope you all have a great weekend....MJ OUT..

Santa Paw was in the house....The Spca house...yahoooooo ...

Well sorry for not blogging for a bit...but...mom has been all wierd working the overnight shift at walmart....poor girl...when she is home she forgets she has to do this stuff...and after the whole weekend with my big studmuffing Mango..I just needed to get some rest....anyhow...on saturday mom said we are going to see Santa Paws....(excuse moms forgetfullness of not rotating the picture)..anyhow here is me with the big man ......

Oh ya Santa....gotta love the belly rubs....I was the only dog there at the time...so Santa and I did some serious bonding.

Dude....i was having a blast with the man in red....it was a good time...

This is me on the way home....mom wouldnt let me sit on her lap in the front seat...As if...my head weighs alot so poor mom has a very sore arm here....but seriously...who could resist that face...

OH mom...what is that face for....i love your kisses....you should love mine.....it was an aweseome day...

Anyhow besides that day our house looks like someone barfed christmas up...i am sure she will be putting pictures up soon of all that stuff...but in the mean time...just trust me...

I would love to thank everyone for all the cards so far....mom went to get stamps to mail all mine....but the line up was about 100 people so she is going to go to Costco tomorrow instead and get a roll there....

I have so much to say....for one...i am enjoying all the poo shots in the blogs...where else can you see that...I asked mom to take a poo shot of mine but she said she doesnt want to go climbing in the bushes to see it...

Anyhow i gotta make sure mom goes for a nap before she goes to work...otherwise she is crabby in the morning....see you all soon....mj out