You may or may not know that I am part Vampire. I know you are probably surprised by this , but it is true. I hate the sun in my eyes. 
See here....mom is trying to take a picture....and i am like,"back off lady or i will kick you with my back legs....I hate the camera flash...i hate the sun...I am part Vampire...simple as that.
ohoh....what have we here...
so it is really late at night and mom and I just drove Sarah home...and guess what...as usual, Bear was at my front door waiting for us to give her a treat. So we gave her a treat and then mom decided to take a picture of the big old moon. It doesn't photograph that well with moms camera, but believe me it is big and beautiful.......
So today is def a sleepy Sunday so I am going to tell you about my exciting adventures in the mountains yesterday....I can't believe i am such a mountaineer..but I am. Mom and I decided to go to a place called Woodys Lagoon for a walk yesterday...When we got there we were both very gung ho and happy to go. Once we got on the trail to the lagoon...mom was thinking that mayeb this was not such a good idea....
There were so many wonderful smells...the real problem was....we went down a huge hill...I was having such a good time pulling mom down hill after hill...she kept yelling something about remembering we have to get back up these hills young lady...but I basically ignored her and kept draggin her down....
Oh look at the lovely ducks...I went for a little swm with them....most of the time all i could see was there feathery butts in the air....the water sure felt good though....
On the way back up the mountain...to get to the car...we stopped here for a minute for a rest...MOM said this is the stupidest sign ever...cuz there was no place to sit....so mom had to stand and rest.....poor old gal....lucky for me...
Okay so blogger totally screwed up my actual blog post...I work so hard and these things happen...so i just want to explain what dog is what dog...
so todays post is going to be stupid cuz blogger didnt know how to sort pictures...thank god all my fans are smarter than the average dog....this here little girl is Mitzy...and she is a cutie patootie...when her mommy first adopted her she was sooooooooooooo skinny...thank goodness her mommy filled her tummy up and rounded her up a big...she was at my dog park today....
this is my newest friend dabais...he doesnt know what kind of a dog he is...his dad said he got him at the pound and his breed in called wonderful..isnt that nice...but he is a little curious to our ideas...i told him he looks kind like an albino airdale...he does love pine cones like bogart....any ideas out there...
ThiS IS MY PET PARROT...I am trying to fix it...it has a terrible squeek...I hate it when that happens.......
oh my mom talked to auntie frances today....she says she is a little better...and thanked me for my kisses....I am glad she is better cuz her and UNC are going to Calgary soon and I get to babysit my little cousin Maggie...ti is gonna be a good time....
ahhhhh my fan....my nice cool fan....
All I want to say is 34 degrees in my town is too darn hot....I actually escaped today to try and get away. Mom said that the man across the street told her that I got out of the gate and ran around the neighbourhood before coming home. I refuse to agree with this story...did mom or dad see me go outside....did mom or dad catch me...NO...when they got home from deserting me I was at home...dying...in front of my fan. So what do you think...do you think the old fella across the street is just telling silly stories....I think sooooooooo....
So today mom and I went to see Grandma....and grandma has a dog that looks just like Sophie. I told Sophie it was a pleasure to meet her and she said...."hey mj....lets have a bottle of wine, I would say glass but grandma doesnt let me use the good crystal." (and plastic glasses are just a big no no in her house...)
Anyhow ...it seems that Sophie is a bit of light weight...she was out of it in a hurry. Which is alright really...all the more for me. I had to keep an eye on my pull toy though...I saw her eyeing it...And nobody gets it until all the stuffin is out. 
Wow...things are getting a little blurry...I cant figure out what happened.....
aaahhhh back to the stuffie....anyhow after this mom thought she should take me to the beach to sober me up and cool me off....it was 32 degrees today here...and it is only May....it is going to be a long summer I think. 
We saw lots of these skinny birds at the beach......anyhow...i really need to say hi to my Auntie and Uncle...they were at my house no the weekend and they brought my favorite cousin maggie...but mom could not find the camera anywhere....which is okay with me. Anyhow my Auntie Frances always gets mad when we dont update this here blog...and today she has a sore back today...so I want to send slobbery kisses to auntie Frances......sluuuuuuuuurpy
So we had some beautiful weather today so mom took me to the beach to catch some rays and some water. This was supposed to be a picture of me in the water but mom forgot her glasses so as you can see she downloaded the wrong one...you just cant get good help these days...But since it is almost mothers day I will that that one go....
This is my friend Mickey...well that is what we will call him...cuz you know who cant remember his name...he was fun though...and loved the water up to his belly....chicken...
Just as we got to the park guess who i saw....it is Sam and Pippa....Sam is sticking out his tongue at me ....they had to go home cuz they were already there for a long time...I was sad...but oh well...I think Sam reads the newspaper when his mama drives....
Oh look what we saw today at the beach also....This is a mommy eagle we think...There was another one higher...but...this is the best photo. 
WTF....that is all I can say...I probably shouldnt use Tanners HBO words....but seriously...WTF
Well apparenlty I have been a little slow on blogging lately. I am sooooooo sorry, but mama has been lazy and well we have been spending alot of time in the water lately. Look at me is all my gloriousness....It sure is refreshing in the hot hot days of spring.
See this thing...it is something right off the tv show of the deadliest catch...it made momma yelp a little when she saw it move....she thought it was a rock so she moved it and look what it is...
I was checking it out for the old girl. It has these nasty claws. It grabbed my nose and made me say ouch. But it took off and mom and I took off as well. 
I think I was looking for a little more wild life. Not much more here though. Oh well. But look at what we did see...a big huge boat.
Mom didn't know it at the time, but this is my dad's private yacht. He spends alot of time on this one. In fact he goes again tomorrow for another couple of weeks. Here he goes again. Oh well, Apprently I better get used to it. Anyhow My mango was getting worried about me so I thought I better get my mug on the blog...Here I am my big old hunka hairy love......
