Thursday, December 28, 2006

Help Me Get Rid of IT

Look at what my SHD bought today for the village....the same village I sent an offering to.....IT is a HOT AIR BALLOON...doesnt he know I HATE hot air balloons.....I know he is one of his silly little things to make me go slowly nuts. I keep looking at it from afar....but dont you dogs worry...I refuse to get too close. Those Village idiots are going to have to go elsewhere for there doggy treats...cuz I refuse to share with them....never ever ever....I will not share....

Here I am with my christmas bootie....I did pretty good. Mom thought if she gave me a few treats I would get over the whole "Hot air balloon" thingie....but the balloon is still I refuse to loook away....I must keep my eye on it...

Okay I will keep my head down while I eat this treat....and look at all those yummy doggy cookies in the tin.....oh my gosh are they ever mom said they even smell like people cookies....but I am not sharing with anyone...especially not until the HOT AIR BALLOON is gone....

Yummy yummy yummy cookies...look at the mess I have is cleaning it up now as we speak...look at my new toys...I got a hedgehog and I got a birdie....they are awesome now that I fixed them....they had this horrible squeaking they just sit there many faulty products out there on the market....but I dont make mom take them back..I enjoy fixing them myself.
OH and guess what...I got my christmas card yesterday....from that big hunk of boodog studly dudley...I could smell it all day....Oh he is such a hunk of a man boodog....He is only a ferry ride away....some day my prince will come....
Well I must go now and plot my revenge on old whatshis name.........he will not sleep until I decide he will sleep.....MJOUT


Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

WOW ! MJ - you did pretty good in the pressies department :-) I don't blame you for not wanting to share !

As far as that hot-air balloon goes, I think it needs to meet with an "unfortunate accident" :-)

Happy New Year sweetie.


Studly Dudley said...

MJ, darling. You always get so spoiled with pressies from your Mum&Dad! It seems you get new collars all the time.. dangly noisy things to hang from said collars.. tins of cookies.. hot air balloons. I agree with Opy.. the hot air balloon needs to meet the wrath of MJ. If I was there, I would chew it right up for you even if it got me in trouble with the Mums! That is the extent of my adorrration for you.

With a new year's kiss for my girl,
your STudly Dudley!

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Pee on the balloon.

Happy New Year MJ and to your Mom and Dad too!

Bussie Kissies

e said...

Happy New Year MJ!
You lucky dog with all those xmas pressies.
Fei & E

A&S said...

yummy! those treats look really good!

Samson & his Mummy Juliet said...

Your pressies look soooo tasty!!! Have you thought about New Years Resolutions????

I have tagged you!!