mjs big day out...

Okay so finally today mom took me out to do some checking of the area.....I have decided that it might just be time for me to get some sniffing done...the way dogs have been going missing lately...i want to be on top of things...

oh oh ...how did this get in here...this is dads massage bed....i was just ....welll...never mind..pretend you didnt see it...

Oh man...I hate it when SHE makes me pose....doesnt she know i am supposed to be sniffing around....but...you gotta admit ...i do look pretty good.....

what a beautiful day in victoria....i wonder if any of you are missing your right foot....my mom said the news was saying that three right feet...in sneakers...have turned up on beaches in the area....very suspicous...those humans...they will loose just about anything....

OH Man...isnt my little girl so pretty.....she is getting a little brother soon....i hope she likes him...

Mango....I am thinking of you...and my heart is pitter pattering right nowthan

Baby....I am soooooooooooo happy you are home...you are really really loved

Chucksie Bux.....dont you go scaring us like that....we need you to lead us big boy...

OPY....You will always be my bbf......give your mom and dad a good slobbery smooch for us...

thats it for now....let me know when the wedding is BABY....MJ out

oh my stars....what a day

I just want to get out of the house....it is an alright day...and i wanted to get out of the house.....
Mom...oh MOM>..tell him to stop this....he is driving me nutsoooooooooooo...OH MOMMMM
Okay OKAY...i will lay here for a moment...but it better be worth my while...geeeeeeez...
yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy ......butttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttter

okay so my main man MANGO tagged me so that i would write seven things about myself that you probably dont know....and since my life is an open blog...i cant imagine what i would write...but ...i will try...(i thinkk I may have done this before...but here we go)

1. I think I am a shoe in to play the next Lassie....(i am a girl too...which will be a change)
2. I like to eat....butter....
3. i love to get my butt slappppped realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly hard...the more the better
4. dont tell mom this...but i seriously think this whole blogging thing may be more for her than me.....
5. i reallllllllllllllly miss all my foster babies when they leave....even though i do get a little frustrated when they are here.
6. I really really really dislike white bichon freis dogs.....they are so mean...(when i was a puppy i got attacked by two and the mom kicked me.....) (i didnt even do anything...)
7. I get really really realllllllllllllllllly scared when my mom takes my brother for driving lessons and i am in the car...it is very frightening....

i think there was another one for me to do...but ...i dont remember...so i will check my man Mangos blogs and see ....OH MANGO>>>>>KISSSSSSSSSSSES for you big boy....

mj out

OH what a weekend

hey dawgs...and hamsterriers...and MANGO....I am tooooooooooooooooooo tired to blog...I just wanted to thank the Stains family for the hospitality....and Mango...for ......well..just thankyou mango ....you big hunka man....I will miss you soooooooooooooooooooooo much.....Must sleep....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

its sunday......

Okay so guess what......as you can see....today is almost the end of january and it is snowing in victoria....Now...i used to think i was a tough ole gal and i loved the snow. But i have been living here for two and a half years ago...and have decided to keep my toes warm...so I am staying inside .....
See what dad is doing.....yukky....hockey...all know all you guys and gals out there like your sports....but I am a lady who enjoys a little peace and quiet...or perhaps national geographic or animal planet...you know....those hockey games get really really really loud...so I decided that the best thing to do...if it was going to be loud...would be to wrestle with my little angel Zippy..
Zippy had better ideas....she wanted some peace and quiet....so she decided to just rest on the floor...mom did a little photo shoot with her....but this is mom's fave picture....My zippy does love to pose......and smile.....I, on the other hand....

refuse to open my eyes for the camera.....she can try and try....besides...I am a little out of sorts today .....well i hate to admit it...but maybe i am a lot out of sorts......
Do you all see who is missing from these photos...? Someone has gotten herself adopted....

a weird little mishmash

HI EVERYONE.....SO I havent been blogging all week, cuz my brother took my mom's good camera with him to Mexico and he doesnt get back until tomorrow. So these here are pictures of me and stuff she took with her phone camera....and man...just when you think you are safe from having your picture taken...out pops something new...so Now I have to run away and hide when she has anything in her hands......(except food....gosh...when they learn to put a camera in a dog biscuit I am in big trouble.)
So if any of you are wondering....the SPAZ is still here....here is an actual picture of her trying to steal MY chair....I am pretty sure I let out a few deadly poisons....but she didnt budge. She has been in heat all week....and mom says she is driving her nuts. She has a stupid boyfriend that sits out the windows and cries and cries...then she lets out this high pitched whine....grrrrrr...that makes me nutttttttttttttttts.....

This is just a picture of me looking so darn good....

Mom took a picture of this little guy outside walmart yesterday...she liked his coat...and he had some impressive bling...but you cant really see it in the picutre. He was only outside for a couple minutes...but he was not impressed.

This is mom's favorite picture today...Every day she takes pics and every so often she takes one that isnt too bad...what do you think....anyhow tomorrow my brother gets home so there will probably more pictures soon....and did you know that is takes less that a week for stuff to get from australia to victoria bc...wow...i am impressed...an so is my mom...and very very thankful...:)

So I hope everyone is having a good friday night....and have a great weekend......MJ OUT

Another day...another picture of my girls

So I couldnt even begin to tell you how cute my little Zippy is in this picture. Mom kept telling her to get out of the bin cuz she would be put away with Christmas. I think, that was a chance she was willing to take. Spaz sometimes drives my little girl crazy...and I know..my baby would never ever do anything to bother the Spaz.....
It is such hard work being a mama....and even harder work being a foster mama/sister. I have finally commendeared my dad's chair. He tried to get it back...but we made him sit in moms chair instead. Dont you think that this is my colour.?...Right now I am really contemplating what colours I have to wear to the super bowl pawty. I am going to be a cheerleader....so I need a dress. If anyone out there can make me a dress I would be sooooo happy.
Okay so I know I post a lot of pictures of Shiatzi...but really, even if she does drive me a tiny bit nutty, I do want her to go to a nice home. So mom said we should put lots of pictures here so people can see how cute she is. so here is a picture of her tiny little head...her head is about the size of my snout....is there not more girlie name for snout....

This is her ear....she has got the biggest ears I have ever seen in such a little dog...mom is afraid to take her out in the wind some times....she is afraid she will fly away like dumbo...

and look who is all comfy in MY chair. Geezzz...just when you give an inch......anyhow i hope everyone is having a good 2008.....mj out

ummm...

Okay so mom and dad and I were watching a very important tv show....it is called the Simpsons. Anyhow as were were watching it I saw the strangest looking thing ever....WTF..
Does this here dog look like anyone I know....? Does it look like anyone you know????



I REST MY CASE....SO...If you need a dog to be in the movies....The Spaz is still for sale...going cheap.....puleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

Sgt Sexy at your service

WOO HOO Sgt SExy Here Boys ...
Well look at me boys...I am here to help find Beau...Operation Find Beau....is on the Island...
I would like to sing to you all this little Diddy my mom's dad used to sing to her...

I'm in the army now
I'm not behind the plow...
You'll never get rich...
You son of a b%$^&
YOUR in the ARMY now....


Sorry about the potty mouth there....apparently mom's dad was a bit of a character...
So all you people out there that have been checking out the spaz....mom said she would post some more pictures this week....She was saying how fun it would be to move to Seattle with a couple more little terriers....hmmmmm....I wonder...I cna hardly remember what peace and quiet feels like......

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Well, it's about time eh...My mom has been putting off letting me get near the computer for fear of me complaining more about the Little Spaz that is living here. Anyone out there want to adopt a little spazzzzzzzzz....I mean an adorable little pup...very cuddly....snuggly...sweet....kitty poop smelling breath....

This is my baby girl Zippy amisdt a nervous breakdown...geeeeez....that dog is driving her nutty. She slaps the dog and the spaz just keeps coming back for more. Spaz was gone for three days over christmas...it was Heaven.....the people that had her must have really enjoyed her becuase she was back here at 9 am boxing day...good gosh...I wonder what she did to them?

On christmas EVE I think i may have had a bit too much eggnog....look at me all passed out with a santa sock on my paw....goodness....how do I let these things happen....

Apparently i am a bunk bed for Spaz....she is right on top of me on my favorite chair. What is that all about....A girl just gets no peace and quiet.....I think I will just go hide in bed with DAd...

I hope you all have a very HAPPY NEW YEAR....I am just going to hide under here until someone adopts the Spaz.....goodnight all....

HahahHahahAha..muaaaaaaahhhhh

Okay so sometimes having little foster sisters is really a fun idea...cuz look at this...can you see rudolphs right hand dog shiatzi....muhhhhhhhaaahahahahahaha. Am I ever happy that it doesnt fit my beautiful brained filled head....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

Doesnt my little girl look impressed....she just loves wearing it....muaaaaaaaaahahahahahahah

Oh look...we are waiting for the mailman...because chrismtas is coming and I want to stay in good with mr C...I pretend all my cards are for me and Shiatzi...but we all know the truth...we just wont tell her.....

Look how cool we are here....we are waiting for some cheese.....cheese please.......

I just wana get some sleep..it is hard to sleep with Shiatzi's little feet kicking my back..but I do my best....well time to go and check out the yard....dad just cleaned out the shed and we found a mouse...so zippy is outside doing her stuff...and stupid Shiatzi is running interference for the mouse...gosh...anyhow..i have to go be good for awhile...and Joey...You arent so bad yourself you big hunk....wink wink.....MJ OUT

Poor Santa

Hello Hamster, and doggies....I am sorry I have been so lame about writing in my blog..but I have been so busy with the overgrown rodent. (No offence there Girl Girl).... She is exhausting me...and yappy..a girl just gets no sleep. Anyhow...promise not to tell anyone...but...I think I love her..mom tried to tell me the other day that I was smiling...she says it is cuz i love getting in trouble with Shatzi....whatever....but she is pretty funny...anyhow...I am enclosing a photo of me and santa...the big guy...we were at the SPCA.I know I should have sat up straight like the other dogs..but man....when the fat man wants to give me a belly rub...who am I to say no. Anyhow I think I have received like 50 cards so far...and I have to apologize for mom cuz she is just getting ours mailed now....she has been sick...(wimp) and working wierd shifts...so she jsut hasnt been able to motivate herself...so those of you that dont get a christmas card in time....HApyy NewsYeaRS.....kWell I gotta go and talk Shatzi into doing something that will get her in trouble....again...bye for now...

we just dont know

Zippy spends all her time on counters escaping the newby...I tell you bloggers...she is one crazy little girl..I am not sure what it is really...it slightly resembles a dog...but...man...it eats like she is a st bernard...and only weighs about 15 pounds...she bounces like a kangaroo....

She give me nothing but grief all day long...how come nobody cares what i say...why dont they ask me if I want a dog.....

this is her lying on sisters chair...
Here she is waiting for cheese....
and more cheese....doesn anyone out there have any idea what kind of dog they think she is....

oh oh...here we go again...and so close to santa paws coming

Okay so today I was behaving myself...writing a letter to santa paws....he likes to get them early...and i know his sleigh isnt that big...and I need alot of stuff for Zippy and I , so anyhow I was writing the letter....when suddenly...i hear a knock at the door.....and i was soooooooooo excited...I thought maybe it would be someone to come and spend some time with me...ME...

WTF is this....if anyone can tell me what IT is....there will be a prize. a great prize. You will win IT. MY mom thinks she is soooooooooo cute. Ya whatever....the thing tries to hump my head. NOt only is it scrawny and little and believe it or not ONE year old...it is also stupid. Girl dont hump girls ....and especially not girls heads...anyhow...on to other better things....

Just when I thought my life was over......MY KORENA stopped by for a visit. We had a great visit .....for about 2.4 seconds...until IT came to hang out....Korena was horrified...I know she was....all she was thinking was how much more beautiful I was...and am....Poor Korena had to put up with "shiatzee"...what the heck kind of name is that.....

Look at what the stupid dog is doing...and it may look like i am smiling...but those smilin eyes are lying.....

I decided to give up ...wrap myself in my favorite blanket that KORENA bought MOM for her birthday....andn look for a place to rest....and then mom locked up the dog...and left me to go to work...hoooo hummm...MJ OUT>...I hope someone can win the contest soon....