RIP ISSY....WE WILL MISS YOU AT THE BARK PARK

Okay...so today was a beaaaaaaaaaaaaaautiful day. It was definately spring.....the air smells so nice. I did lots of stuff and met lots of dogs....but mom says blogger is b eing a butthead tonight so she stuck with two pictures. Two very wonderful pictures. Look at my butt. Anyhow enough about me....I just want everyone to know what a nice day it was. All the bigger dogs were at the park tonight. Airies and Charlie were fighting over a big stick. They are related....brother and sister, so they were just really having fun...but some of the moms thought it sounded very scarey. I tried to break them up...but mom..the big meanie, told me to mind my own business. I took off and watched from the outside. Then I went down to the beach and swam. Mom said it probably wasnt warm enough, but I am a pitbull darnit...i can handle a little cold. Another black lab came downt to the beach, but she only went in to her knees and wimped out. Man ....what a chicken. After the beach I went up and ran around with Sarah and Charlie and Airies again. Max the dog was there...but he is 14 and deaf and grouchy. He wanted nothing to do with us. Do you guys remember Sarah. I posted pictures of her and her sister who looked like OPY, AND THERE is a picture at the top here. Anyhow she passed away this weekend. Very sad. Sarah is doing alright though, her mom said she doesn't seem to notice. I bet she does. Moms dont know everything. I hate it when my doggy buddies go away ...

Anyhow that is all for today.. Oh ...and isnt it exciting that maybe will will get two Times Tanner a week. Fun....Lets go Team Tanner....You all have a good day....MJ OUT

Wow...check this guy out...he was convinced my mom had treats in her pocket at the park...mom never brings treats....but this little guy just knew something exciting must be in there. He is sure curious.

This little guy does alot of grazing...maybe he is part cowdog....what do you think Daschies...you guys are the cowdog experts...

My baby puppy just keeps getting cuter. I understand she is little peculiar....and I am trying to get mom to tell me her breed....she said she will tell me all about my sister in due time, right now she just wants me to be nice to her. I am verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry nice to her....i make sure she baths....nothing worse than a stinky sibling...

We are in a very important meeting here....I am telling my buddies about Tanner Tuesday. I told them they we should start a new campain....All Tanner All the Time....but then we agreed that that would be healthy for old Joey. He needs to think he is in Charge. So right now we are having signs made for Two times For Tanner....(at least)..Tanner Tanner rah rah rah...
Anyhow Pups...not much to say really....the weather has been beautiful so I usually get two trips to the park a day....woooohoooo...See you all soon......MJ OUT

I got a baby Sister.....yahoo...a puppy for MJ

Well it finally happened....mommy made me sit down on her bed and listen to a story. She had chocolate malty balls to eat...so i was really more interested in them...but since i am not allowed them, I paid a little attention to what she had to say...

Okay...so apparently I wasnt paying that much attenion cuz she made me get closer. So here I am listening really well...so...finally...mommy told me I am getting a puppy. A cute cuddly baby puppy. I am so freaking excited. Mom said I have to be very careful cuz she will be really really small...oh man....i am so freaking psyched. I will be the best big sister to a puppy. I cant wait. I could hardly sleep..and about those chocolate balls mom.....

Anyhow mom thought she should tell the cat....wow is she going to be P O'd...she hates puppies....and dogs ...actually she hates anything that isnt her. She is 20 and very crabby. She told mom to go ahead and get the puppy...but she isnt going to like it.

Here she is...isnt she cute....she squeaks just like some of my toys. She is a funny lookin puppy eh. I have never seen another one like her at the doggy park. I do know that the cat hates her. I guess that is cuz she is outnumbered. This puppy (princess zippy) is a little scared of me...but we will be great friends soon. We will get to go for walks to the doggy park..I just cant wait.

(mjs mom here......umm ya....about the puppy....lets not break her heart right yet okay)

Oh isnt she just the cutest thing. She likes my brother. I like it when she cuddles with him and not my mom. What do you all think of my puppy. I wonder if she will be a doofus like doofus.

I GOT A NEW BABY ...YEYEYEYEY ME...

SO MY MOM sat me down on the bed and told me we have to have a chat. I listened a b it...but she also had chocolate whoppers so I wasn't payijng that good of attention. I do like the occasional chocolate whopper. (very occasional..but it is always worth a try.)

She told me tto get closer and pay attention to her...so i did....this must be really really important. She said the best news I ever did hear. I am finally going to be a big sister. I am so excited. We are getting a puppy. Mom said it will be very tiny so I have to be very careful with her. I cant believe mom even had to tell me. I am always careful with tiny doggies. Anyhow i waited and waited.

Then mom told the cat. The cat could care less...she hates every doggy....she would even rather I was n ot around. Cats are the root of all evil.

Waaaaaaaaaaaup Doggies

Wow MJ, you sure have a lot of friends in here. I see Opy and Charlie, Joey and Doofus, CKC, I see and army of 4, and Sunshade and stinky, OH oh...something is wrong here MJ....I see a rodent.....oh...ohoh so sorry FUFU....I didn't know you were a dog...oh I see Tadpole and Ivy, wow there are sooooooooooooooooooo many dogs. I see them all...you are all so lucky to have so many friends in here. I met MJ at the doggy park today, my name is Willy and I cant wait to play with her again. OH I see you too Dudley....

HI everyone, Mj here...here is My friend willy and I at the park..he sure was alot of fun. I liked it especially cuz mom took about a million pictures of him and left me the heck alone.

This little guy stopped by to visit...something was definately on his mind. He yelled and yellled and yelled. I had to go tell his mom that something was wrong. She finally took him away. Peace and quiet is what I like best.

I am just having a little scratch...when my mommy isnt there to scratch me I like the grass best.
Oh...and look who was sitting in my yard waiting for me when we got home. Bear, she was waiting for her scooby snacks. Ole Bear....she guards our house while we are out...but it costs us plenty of cookies...mommy doesnt usually give her my special cookies though....Scooby Snacks is what Bear likes best....well time to go to bed...MJ OUT

hAPPy sT. pATRIickS DaY

Check check check check it out fellas....look who's sporting the new st. patty's day necklace....I am one styling lady....my auntie meghan bought it for me....her and I understand that ladies need some nice jewelery to feel pretty.....

Okay...so now here is something that is just scarier than it needs to be...Mom saw that Joey and Doof and alot of others have these cuz things.....so she thought that since it is st pattys day...she should buy me a nice bright green dinocuz.....what the heck .....it yells and screems....and there is no stuffing....and it even tried to steal one of my new cookies that dad bought me....I think these cuz things are the root of all evil......

Look...can you see....he stold my new cookie....it may be small ...but man it is sooooooooo good...is there any way to destroy one of these things.....

Look at me....I am almost begging again...I have to teach myself not to beg for cookies...do not beg. Look how messy my bed is....my buddy and real cuz Jordan slept over last night. I let him sleep with me. can you see my cool collar in this picture......Gosh I sure am cute sometimes. Well I hope you all have a good day....and make sure your humans stay away from the green beer. MJ OUT

Spring Has Sprung...oh what a beauuuuuuuutiful day...

Today is sooooooooooooo nice outside....the windows of my limo arent really clean, but I like to direct mom by pointing my nose towards the beach. Can you see all the cherry blossoms...so pretty. That means that spring is springing. I am so glad the sun is shining.

aaaaahhhh this is the life friends....this is the life. Me and the sea....that, is what my life is all about. I didnt go in the water today, I had to much to see. There weren't many dogs around, but that is okay...that just lets me know that I OWN THE BEACH.....

I played with this little girl a bit. First we danced, then we punched and jumped and sniffed. She wanted me to come with her to go to the beach. I said no cuz mom wouldnt go that way. Sometimes, moms are a pain in the butt.

I am pooped here. All the running today has knocked me out. I am happy though. Look at my tongue....and my big ole smile. This, my friends, is a happy happy girl. I hear a rumor that if it is this nice tomorrow...mom is going to take me on an extra long walk. I am sooooooo excited. Rain rain stay away....make the sunshine here to stay.....

THE END

(MJ OUT)

Gramma's House

See why I love my gramma....she doesn't make me do tricks for treats....she just gets in the fridge and cuts them up and gives them to me....I wish my mom would see how much more effective that is....oh I sure do love my gramma.

Okay there is this little tiny problem of not being allowed on the couch. We could work on that...i gave her soooooooooo many kisses and she still wouldn't let me on the couch. At least she has nice warm carpets...and they are pink so they match my necklace.

I am hiding here. I bet you can't see me. hehehe....my mom took lots of pictures...but she said they all look like crap. She thinks she may even read her book. Anyhow this is all Of my gramma pictures. Thankyou for the treats gramma. And all you doggies out there...dont forget about the Doof....he is going under the knife tomorrow....we all know he will be okay though..Joey you make sure you keep us posted okay....MJ OUT

My Big Exciting Day

Hi Mom....MJ here....can I please have a cookie? I really really need a cookie.

I will get a little closer so you can hear me...I said...can I have a cookie please...i really really really need a cookie....

Listen here mom...I have been here all day...alone with the furry princess herself..I am stressed out....and I want a darn cookie....NOW.....can you hear me NOW....

OH I BET YOU THINK THIS IS REALLY REALLY FUNNY...DONT YOU..HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE PUT FOOD ON YOUR NOSE BEFORE YOU ATE IT....?

I AM GOING OUTSIDE....SOMETIMES HUMANS MAKE ME SO MAD.....MJ OUT

MJs Baby Pics

My mom and I were checking out the Ao4 and they had their baby pictures so mom decided it was time to post mine. I am sure we have put them in before...but I am just so darn cute that we couldnt resist....just look at this face...
Oh gosh...ummm...ya...this is embarassin....I must have been unconcious....I guess I was just too young to know any better. But man...you gotta admit...again...I am so dang cute....

Okay...so here I am on my first halloween....and I dont generally like dressing up...but ...when there are treats and little kids to play with...I will make the effort...and again...I sure am cute....these pictures are making my mommy want a puppy soon....fun..i want a puppy too....I will be back soon....can someone out there give us some ideas to blog about....MJ out....

Mary Janes Play Date at the bark park

Hey doogy dudes and dudettes...are you all out there...I see studley dudley and charlie....and Opy and Fufu....and Texas and fei....and the daschies...oh and Sunshade and his little buddy...oh i see so many doggies out there...this is fun....hi guyssssssssssssssssssssss...anyhow I havent been doing much lately...so I decided I at least should let you know who I hang out with some days at my bark park.

These two cuties are Sherman and Mable. Mable is the little sister on the right...and I guess you figured out which one is Sherman. I am trying to teach them that the whole chase the ball thing has got to stop...but they are not nearly as smart as me so they just keep bringing it back...and then the human throws it again...and then they have to run all the way out and bring it back again. Man...it just never ends. I just sat and ate the treat in mom's pocket and shook my big adorable head at them...

This is Cooper...his mommy calls him Coop for short....he is cute and fluffy....but it was hard to take a picture of him cuz my photographer couldnt get him to stand still for even one second. His mom told us that he is going to get snipped on Monday...oh...and she doesnt mean a hair cut. Poor little guy. I hope he gets lots of treats when he gets home...

This grizzly little fella is Pippin...ummmm...he doesn't particularily like me. I think it might be cuz i jumped up to his car window when he got to the park...he didnt like me scaring the doggy treats out of him. (mom didnt like it either).. I was just soooooooooooo excited to see him. No reason to get all snarky about it...gosh...nobody likes a good ole greeting these days...

This is Sam....he is Pippins brother, and a very nice little fellow. He is very mellow, and he follows me and plays with me. He is much smarter than Pippin..and he doenst really chase balls either. Anyhow...I am going to head back to the couch....the hockey game is on and I need to get to sleep before dad starts yelling at those stupid refs. Seriously ...cant they find one ref in the whole hockey world that knows what he is doing...Well...goodnight dogggggggggggs...have a good weekend...Mj OUT