IT WAS THE MOST HORRIBLE HORRIBLE SOUND I HAVE EVER HEARD.......I AM someone was trying to do something very bad to me and my dad. Honestly, I was just lying on my couch minding my own business, and BANG BOOM BANG.....
My dad needed me so bad....I said "don't worry big guy, I will protect you. I can't expect mom or the cat to be any good for you. You just sit there and I will make sure no harm comes of you.
Poshton here....the one with the brain. What a dumb dog....it was a car backfiring....one tiny bang...i didn't even hear it.
Look at here...sitting on dad....pretending she is so brave....what a big friggin chicken....seriously....I am talking to mom next year about dressing her up as a chicken for Halloween.
Okay so everything is okay now. Let me just nap a bit. It seems that I have everything under control. Bye the way...dont listen to the stupid cat...she is 19 and senile...seriously...she thinks the floor is her litter box sometimes....oh man....gotta love her...but stuuuupid.