Mama's sick...and I am sick of IT

OKAY so everyone knows I love my mom. I really really really love my mom. BUT>...enough is enough. All I get to do is go for short little walks. Yesterday she took me to the park and I barely had time to "take care of business" before she made me get back in the car. I was there for maybe 2 minutes...dang..if I knew that I would have taken my time doing my business. Then when we get home, she gets back in bed and MAKES me come to bed too. So I snuggle in under the blankets...(and stupid cat sleeps up by mom's head), and we sleep the afternoon away. Then ...just when I am at my comfy warmest....mom gets up and goes to the stupid WALMART. I try and make her stay home but apparently my doggy treats wont buy themselves. I think I am going to go get myself a job. Maybe I can start a pitbull clean up crew...just like Charlie....As long as it isnt dog food....I could work at the Keg or something....and clean up leftover prime rib.....anyhow ...I think I better get mom to bed....she is barking louder than the crazy dogs outside....I think maybe she got it from OPY and Charlies dad....can you send those bad colds through email.....anyhow sorry for not having much to say....hopefully we will be better on the weekend....MJ OUT