SO....HERE I WAS...WITH MY FAVORITE PINK BLANKY....DREAMING ABOUT THE ONE AND ONLY....THE SUPER MAGNIFICENT....MANGO..WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I HEARD THIS SOUND.....MOM WAS HAVING A BATH....now when mom has a bath I get excited...I know this sounds wierd...but I enjoy to lick the bubbles....call me wierd...but ...bubbles amuse me...whatever.....but...something dreadful happened...
My brother took off my jewelry and picked me up....and dunked me ....ME...Mary Jane Potter, in the bathtub. Have I ever mentioned that I HATE BATHS......well I do...I hate them so much,
But, wierd enough...it was quite relaxing...something is causing me to itch like crazy...so mom decided to give me some benedryl, (well she said she gave me some...I didnt see anything...) and a nice bath.....I didnt hate it...but I just want you to know that i sure didnt LOVE it either.
Here I am all squeaky clean....and a little possessed I think. The boys and girl inside the fence wanted to know when my dad is getting home...well..mom says it is about one month...just over, and as far as I am concerned it is not soon enough....I am starting to wonder if he is ever going to back. When he gets back she wont make me have baths....He will make me go to the spa. He said he went to the Spa and had a thai massage....now that is what I would like..Right now he only has two more ports before he gets home and puts things back in order here...geez...
Well it is time for me to rest some more....I hope everyone has a great week. I have got to make up for lost sleep....I hope I snore really loud and drive mom crazy....bye everyone...mj out
4 comments:
MJ, darlin',
The price of beauty. Your bath facilities are a bit lacking, but the results are fantastic. You are so shiney. I bet you smell good too!
You make dad take you to the spa when he gets back for a proper day of pampering and beauty. You must really miss him.
Momma says you could get something called a calendar and count the days until he comes home. Me? Not much into counting.
BTW - Do you need a bottle of Mango Suds? Might help with the itches.
Slobbers,
Your Mango Man!
Woof MJ
Trickery! Trickery! We hate it when Mom tricks us into the bathtub. It's just so unfair. Anyway, hope you're doing good and your Dad comes home soon.
Desert Pups
I have been itchy too, and getting more baths, it really does suck. You do look quite fabulous after, though. Do you have a countdown calender for when your Dad comes back??
I hate baths, too! The Girl doesn't want me to associate them with her, so she makes me go to the g-r-o-o-m-e-r. Like I don't know who drove me there! I still know who's to blame...
You look very pretty after your bath, I must say. In the nicest, just-a-friend kind of way, you know. I'm a friend of Mango's, and a dog just doesn't hit on his buddy's lady. But it would be rude not to let you know how lovely you look, right? Geez, Mango Man, I hope you understand!
Brown dog kisses (in the most strictly platonic way!),
Dannan
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