Tramatic Tuesdays

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START....I THOUGHT THE POOR CAMEL WOULD ONLY HAVE TO CARRY MY DAD....THE...UMMM..FLUFFY GUY ON THE FRONT....

Can you see that poor camel. He doesnt look happy to me. His poor knee is buckling. All for what....a big freaky man and his big freaky friend's amusement. What is a girl suppose to do. Does anyone want to come on a desert getaway with me and perhaps we can start a campaign to free the camels. No wonder the poor guys spit. They are probably trying not to barf. Well see you all later. I need to get in touch with Air Ruby...stat. MJ OUT

I think I need some Help here.

Well hello dogs....I have a problem Right now My Dad is in a city called Dubai. Dubai is the richest city in the world. And that is not my problem. You know how all us doggies have got to stick together and keep all our other four legged friends safe. Well here is my problem. See that big doggy up in this picture. WEll, this is not really a doggy, this is called a camel. And I hear that even though this Dubai place is the richest city in the world, these poor camels are tortured by humans that want to ride them in the hot hot hot hot hot sun. And the reason I bring this to your attention, is because as I type this letter, with the help of my secretary, MY HUGE DAD, is riding one of these poor animals in the desert. oOH MY DAWGS.....WE ALL NEED TO PRAY FOR THIS POOR ANIMAL. I am so worried that this poor camel will have a HUGE dent where his hump is supposed to be. And for WHAT? so my dad can go for a ride in the desert, have a barbque, (i bet they dont even share with the poor camel, and watch some bellies dancing. Now, I have seen my dads belly, and it just aint right. IT JUST AINT RIGHT. SO I need all you dogs to put your paws together....and pray to whoever it is you pray to....and say a big one for this poor camel in the desert. Whew...NOw that I know you are all together with me...I wont worry so much. And I am just thinking that my dad on a camel....would be like me taking Mango for a piggy back. It just wouldnt work....(no offence Mango...)..anyhhow I am giving you a couple more pictures of Dubai...sorry no pics of me this time. I will have a camera soon I hope. Have a good week everyone. MJ OUT

wooohooo...hot mama in the house

OKAY SO mama got hold of my sisters camera and snapped a couple snaps of me. I am looking good if I do say so myself. (mama here...and she does say so herself quite often)

I am not sure if you know or not...but since dad left for his fun cruise vacation mama has more or less been starving me to death. I dont understand the reasoning. But she says she wants me to stick around for a long time....I didnt know I was going anywhere....

You know, once the treats are gone...it isnt all that fun to stay at grandma's. They won't let me go outside and scare the crazy lady. I mean really, what is the use being a Killer Pit bull if you cant go and eat the occasional neighbour...ahahahahah...

OHOH...SOMETHING GOING ON IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD....AND OF COURSE I AM STUCK IN THE DANG HOUSE. I KEPT MY GROWLS TO A DULL ROAR...I DON'T LIKE STRANGERS COMING TO CLOSE TO GRAMMA WHEN I AM IN THE HOUSE....ANYHOW..HAVE A GOOD WEEK EVERYONE...AND TADPOLE...I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOUR FUN POST....YOUR MOM HAS GOT TO STOP TEASING US...MJ OUT

Me....little ole Me

this is an old picture for all you pups that forgot what \i look like. My mom had a bad day and wants to tell you a story. So...today mom and I went to pick up my sister. When we got there mom and I jumped out of the car so we could go see Grandma for a minute. Anyhow I snucked away and ran around the house...minding my own business...when suddenly...(after mom got me under control) I hear this crazy lady screaming at my mom. So I am all excited and want to go see the crazy lady. My tail is waggin but mom wont let me go and talk to her. The crazy lady is going on and on and on about getting IT ...(her exact words were not even allowed on HBO I dont think..) on its leash before she calls the fffffing cops. So mom asked what her problem was because I am always on my leash...except this time. Well apparently the other night when there was a birthday party at my grandmas...I was there for abotu 10 minutes....and I was on a leash, I had the lady trapped in her yard cuz if she came out I was going to kill her. My mom was so angry at this part that she just started crying...me...i was still wanting to play with her. Mom said that I am friendly and that I would never hurt anyone. The crazy ladys man said that the problem is that if his dog...( a miniature poodle) gets loose it will attack me. Now at this point mom kinda just lost it...cuz apparently...because I am a HBO work pitbull I am going to kill people in the neighbourhood. Anyhow mom just wishes people werent so scared. I didnt even want to kill her...what was the use really...I just ate.....
MJ OUT....(and wishes people were not so stupid and mom would stop being so sad)ohohohoh
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I AM BAAAAAAAAACK....PHOTO FREE

Well this is the sad day I have to tell you some sad news. Some very sad news, but here it goes...There will be no pictures of MJ for quite some time. Mommy was not very smart, and left my camera on the ground, and drained the pool and the water flooded her camera. So....even though I complained about my picture getting taked all the time, I miss it. Summer is here, dad is gone, and I am looking quite beautiful since I have lost tons of weight. I dont get any real junk food. But mom has bought some awesome chicken treats....I would take a picture to show you...but...again...mom is an idiot. A big dodo head. So...what is new here, hmmmmm, mom has for sure started something around here, first dad left and then my brother left. And at least my brother comes back once in a while to do stuff like walk me. So that is cool. I spend alot of time alone those....and dreaming about my main man Mango....Mango...if you read this....know that even though I havent blogged much....you are still in my heart big fella. And I know you would be loving the new sexier me. Today was a very fun day....Mom Gramma, my cousin Jordan and I went down to the beach and I got to jump in the ocean and swim and swim and swim....we went and checked out the bomb shelters too....I wanted to go in and check them out but mom wouldnt let me.....(Whew....i was a bit scared cuz it was very dark in them)...so after I swam like an olympian for a bit, we went home and I slept. After supper, Mom and jordan and i went down to another park....dallas road....and we walked....and walked....i saw the cutest little tiny chihuhua with a back back....It was so cute, but I dont want one....I cant be working and playing. And a back pack would just make me work.
Anyhow i am so sorry I have not blogged....but I do read your blogs.....all the time....So dont forget about me.....Huskee....will you tell your mommy that we are all thinking about you.....Tanner...I smell a rat.... i know you didnt just suddenly fall on the floor....i think not....ummm....Tadpole....you are handsome clean or dirty.....everyone....keep on bloggin....opy....charlie....i hope everything is okay there.....some day i will have pictures again....mom doesnt think we can afford another camera.....personally i think she is nuts....how is the world going to go on without pictures of me....grrrrrrr...anyhow...you guys all have a good week....mj out...