Saturday, May 26, 2007

DAD'S SUCK AT THE BARK PARK

SO...today is NOT a good day. Mom suggested to DAD that we go to Dallas road to the bark park. Dad said , "sure, lets go." So, off we went. Off to the bark park. Do you know what my favorite thing about the bark park is? My favorite thing about the bark park is that I dont need to be on my leash. I get to run and run and run. Wow, so much fun. I can hardly wait.
Oh see here we are by the water. But do you notice something funny. OH YA...DAD won't let me off the leash. You see, DAD is a big CHICKEN. (i am making chicken sounds, but I cant spell them...believe me, it is freakin hilarious....a pit bull making chicken sounds....) Anyhow ya...the whole time at the bark park, I am stuck on a leash. No running...no jumping...no going deep in the bushes for a bathroom break...will somebody please take the time to explain the rules of the OFF LEASH PARK....and maybe you could also tell them in FRENCH so PAPA ROULEAU will understand. I am an angry dog.
Look...even in the deep fun grass there is a leash in the picture. Can you even see me. I guess the STUPID leash gives away my whereabouts. grrrrrrrrrrrrrr....Anyhow I am going to go to bed now and dream of ways to chew my way through this leash....He WILL be sorry..Well I must go. All you dogs out there have a nice rest of the weekend. Love you mom....grrrrrr. MJ OUT

5 comments:

IndyPindy said...

Hi MJ! That sucks that you didn't get to be off leash. I never get to be off leash unless I'm inside a fence...that's just a rule for all Huskies. Sigh.

I put some more info about water intoxication on my blog. My mom didn't know anything about it either. Thanks for your good wishes for Chloe!

BEAGLEDOM said...

What is it with dads and leashes, I never even saw one until I came to live with my dads.

Joe Stains said...

I wish I had a neighborhood like that, nobody comes to visit us ever.

Tadpole said...

Ha ha! Poor MJ! My mean sister has to stay on leash in the dog park too, but that's because she tries to eat the other doggies. That's just sad that you had to be on one, though....

Balboa said...

What a mean daddy, maybe you should put him on a leash in the house. Wouldn't that be funny!

Frenchie Kisses,
Balboa