Sunday, January 14, 2007

I NEAR DIED

OH WHAT A NIGHT....PICTURE IT....VICTORIA BC....2007....TRYING TO SLEEP IN MY MOM AND DADS BED, and the next thing you know I am on the floor at the end of the bed. I am pretty SURE that DAD kicked me out of bed. He is very selfish with HIS space...ya whatever. Anyhow ..Mom thought i just decided to sleep on the floor....(she realizes how stupid that was now....MJ doesnt sleep on the floor.....what does she think I am ....a dirty pair of dad's undershorts>)..anyhow...suddenly ...as mother tells it...she hears this tiny little wimper. MJ is not a big crybaby...so she wakes up and tries to get me to come to her. I am just standing there and won't m ove. Now mom is concerned...so she turns on the light...and what does she see? She sees ME...with the duvet cov er.....tangles around my poor little pitbull neck. Well...I near died and dad barely even woke up. MEN...go figure.....Mom got me untangled...took me to the treat cupboard ....and gave me some yummy treats....then she tucked me into my bed on my couch...where I knew i would be safe...just me and my little stuffy...gosh....if it werent for my wonderful mom.....all i can say is.....Moms rule and Dads drool.....MJ OUT...

15 comments:

Flossikens said...

Heyy M-J

Oh its true, the dad's of the house are very stopid and slow, and they dont realise when something is wrong =/

When i was very young, only 3 months i was chewing a wire and my dad didnt even notice until i chewed right through it, tsktsk! very bad!

Love
flossy
xoxoxo

macgoogle said...

Not all dads are like that! My Dad is super careful and mindful of me. It's just that some hooman men can sometimes be a little silly, I guess. I love my Dad. He is always bargaining with Mum to let me sleep inside. Go Dad! Hope you feel better MJ, and that it never happens again!

Love and Licks,
Texas (and his humans).

Studly Dudley said...

OH MJ!! I'm so worried! Are you okay now?? Just know that if I was there I would have torn that duvet cover to SHREDS to save you.

Remember, my number is 1-840-299999388-604-BOO-DOG-WOOF - call me next time in an emergency!!

Loooove licks,
Dudley

Joe Stains said...

oh my, Both tanner and I have been stuck inside the duvet cover too! it is very scary! we are glad you are ok!

MJ's doghouse said...

Thanks all of you for your support dogs....especially dudley...i have your phone number written on my ....well i cant tell y ou...but dont worry...if i need you big boy...joey ...i sure hope you and tanner can always get out of the duvet...maybe we could write a warning label on the duvet....warning...couldinjure incredibly good looking canines...mcgoogle...well...my
daddy is usually pretty good...maybe he just had a bad
night.....and flossie...i am really glad that wire didnt hurt you...i guess we really have to be more careful....so all you doggies out there...lets be more careful...we dont want anymore doggy angels for a while....

Ben_Benjamin said...

OMG bcareful always

Peanut said...

My mom is like that to. She would wake up and notice while Dad would sleep on and we would die. Geez we are lucky we have such good moms.

Fu Fu said...

OUCH! that must have hurt. Hope you're ok now. Your dad should give you LOTS of TREATS now

~ fufu

Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Yikes MJ ! I am so glad that you are okay :-( What a horrible experience ! You need to leave your dad some pee-mail, on his head !

Love
Opy

The Army of Four said...

Wowzers, MJ! That's scary! I came out of being under-cover to check in with my doggy pals. Glad you're OK. I gotta get back to work.
Play bows,
Zim

MJ's doghouse said...

Thankyou all for you concern...daddy has been much more attentive lately...he even gets up in the middle of the night to take me out if i lick his bald head...fun for me too..i am sure he is very sorry for not being super daddy all the time...

Jemma said...

Yes, Dads DROOL, I agree! My dad has totally banned me from the "human bed." Now I have to sleep in what he calls "the dog bed." Um, yeah, whatever that means. It's all the same to me, but elevated off the floor is even better.

Love,
Jemma

Shannon said...

Wow! MJ what a scary story. Glad to know that you are ok and that although your dad drools and deserves to have his favorite shoes delivered with a special gift in it (if you know what I mean).
Shannon

macgoogle said...

I guess we can forgive your Dad - he was probably having a bad dream - I run in my sleep but I have never kicked anydog out of bed...send him licks from me.

Love and Licks,
Texas (and his humans).

jenn said...

Oh you poor thing. Glad to hear you made it !