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Well, it's about time eh...My mom has been putting off letting me get near the computer for fear of me complaining more about the Little Spaz that is living here. Anyone out there want to adopt a little spazzzzzzzzz....I mean an adorable little pup...very cuddly....snuggly...sweet....kitty poop smelling breath....

This is my baby girl Zippy amisdt a nervous breakdown...geeeeez....that dog is driving her nutty. She slaps the dog and the spaz just keeps coming back for more. Spaz was gone for three days over christmas...it was Heaven.....the people that had her must have really enjoyed her becuase she was back here at 9 am boxing day...good gosh...I wonder what she did to them?

On christmas EVE I think i may have had a bit too much eggnog....look at me all passed out with a santa sock on my paw....goodness....how do I let these things happen....

Apparently i am a bunk bed for Spaz....she is right on top of me on my favorite chair. What is that all about....A girl just gets no peace and quiet.....I think I will just go hide in bed with DAd...

I hope you all have a very HAPPY NEW YEAR....I am just going to hide under here until someone adopts the Spaz.....goodnight all....

HahahHahahAha..muaaaaaaahhhhh

Okay so sometimes having little foster sisters is really a fun idea...cuz look at this...can you see rudolphs right hand dog shiatzi....muhhhhhhhaaahahahahahaha. Am I ever happy that it doesnt fit my beautiful brained filled head....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

Doesnt my little girl look impressed....she just loves wearing it....muaaaaaaaaahahahahahahah

Oh look...we are waiting for the mailman...because chrismtas is coming and I want to stay in good with mr C...I pretend all my cards are for me and Shiatzi...but we all know the truth...we just wont tell her.....

Look how cool we are here....we are waiting for some cheese.....cheese please.......

I just wana get some sleep..it is hard to sleep with Shiatzi's little feet kicking my back..but I do my best....well time to go and check out the yard....dad just cleaned out the shed and we found a mouse...so zippy is outside doing her stuff...and stupid Shiatzi is running interference for the mouse...gosh...anyhow..i have to go be good for awhile...and Joey...You arent so bad yourself you big hunk....wink wink.....MJ OUT

Poor Santa

Hello Hamster, and doggies....I am sorry I have been so lame about writing in my blog..but I have been so busy with the overgrown rodent. (No offence there Girl Girl).... She is exhausting me...and yappy..a girl just gets no sleep. Anyhow...promise not to tell anyone...but...I think I love her..mom tried to tell me the other day that I was smiling...she says it is cuz i love getting in trouble with Shatzi....whatever....but she is pretty funny...anyhow...I am enclosing a photo of me and santa...the big guy...we were at the SPCA.I know I should have sat up straight like the other dogs..but man....when the fat man wants to give me a belly rub...who am I to say no. Anyhow I think I have received like 50 cards so far...and I have to apologize for mom cuz she is just getting ours mailed now....she has been sick...(wimp) and working wierd shifts...so she jsut hasnt been able to motivate herself...so those of you that dont get a christmas card in time....HApyy NewsYeaRS.....kWell I gotta go and talk Shatzi into doing something that will get her in trouble....again...bye for now...

we just dont know

Zippy spends all her time on counters escaping the newby...I tell you bloggers...she is one crazy little girl..I am not sure what it is really...it slightly resembles a dog...but...man...it eats like she is a st bernard...and only weighs about 15 pounds...she bounces like a kangaroo....

She give me nothing but grief all day long...how come nobody cares what i say...why dont they ask me if I want a dog.....

this is her lying on sisters chair...
Here she is waiting for cheese....
and more cheese....doesn anyone out there have any idea what kind of dog they think she is....

oh oh...here we go again...and so close to santa paws coming

Okay so today I was behaving myself...writing a letter to santa paws....he likes to get them early...and i know his sleigh isnt that big...and I need alot of stuff for Zippy and I , so anyhow I was writing the letter....when suddenly...i hear a knock at the door.....and i was soooooooooo excited...I thought maybe it would be someone to come and spend some time with me...ME...

WTF is this....if anyone can tell me what IT is....there will be a prize. a great prize. You will win IT. MY mom thinks she is soooooooooo cute. Ya whatever....the thing tries to hump my head. NOt only is it scrawny and little and believe it or not ONE year old...it is also stupid. Girl dont hump girls ....and especially not girls heads...anyhow...on to other better things....

Just when I thought my life was over......MY KORENA stopped by for a visit. We had a great visit .....for about 2.4 seconds...until IT came to hang out....Korena was horrified...I know she was....all she was thinking was how much more beautiful I was...and am....Poor Korena had to put up with "shiatzee"...what the heck kind of name is that.....

Look at what the stupid dog is doing...and it may look like i am smiling...but those smilin eyes are lying.....

I decided to give up ...wrap myself in my favorite blanket that KORENA bought MOM for her birthday....andn look for a place to rest....and then mom locked up the dog...and left me to go to work...hoooo hummm...MJ OUT>...I hope someone can win the contest soon....

Another day with gramma

Gramma has treats in her hand...do you see them...i see them...i am sure she is going to give me one really really soon....

This is what I do to gramma to remind her that I am treatless....Ummm grammma...can you give me another treat....pleaseee....please gramma......

Good gosh....they are all gone...my life is over now...no more treats...I am going to starve to death...what is a girl to do...besides mope on the floor....

Don't try and make me feel better Jordan...I am doomed...we are all out of treats...how would you like it if your ran out of coke...huh...you know how you like your coca cola....

Why won't he just leave me alone and let me mope already...that little guy is soooooooooooo annoying when i try and pout....gosh...I gotta go....mom said i should pose for a picture for the christmas card.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...I am getting very gruff....no treats...photos...I am so outta here right now.........MJ OUT

Another day another blog.....

Okay....so things here have not been too eventful, which kinda explains my blogging....I mean really, I know I am a good looking girl...but how many pictures can you see of me just being that...a good lookin girl...but...alas here is one....

Okay so WTF is this ....it is supposedly stuffed....and I am not allowed to tear it apart....and it is as big as I am ...and it sings and shakes some bells....if you ask me...And I know you are...it is just creepy....ewwwww....

Here I am at the park today....again...just being my gorgeous self...it is not really hard work...

Here is Ruby....Sam...and Pippin.....it was kinda rainy so everyone is a bit wet....Usually I am on the table with them...but Sams mom had treats so I had to work that for a bit...I ended up with a cookie and a snausage...which i dont really care for...but when mom was going to pick it up off the ground and give it to another dog...welll...there wont be any of that.....

Isnt the sky prety....well...kinda pretty..mom thought so so she put one of her freaky pictures on my blog...whatever...at least I didnt have to pose.......time to go...apparently my cousin is coming over later...yahooooooo

oh noooooooooooo ...whats happenin

So mom took me for a nice drive today. We were heading for a nice little quiet time at the beach. Such a beautiful evening.....

Isnt it pretty....gosh....I do love the water. It is getting a little colder...but I enjoy peace and tranquillity....oh so nice.....not like it was here yesterdayyyyyy.........ohoh...

Look what my mom brought home. This is morning Glory....I agree she is really cute....but come on ....didnt we just get rid of one....Come on mom....what are you thinking.....

Here she is outside....she is so smallll....and so cute...but really....she takes away some of my much needed attention....and man ....she can sure cry ....

This is what zippy thinks of her....Man...she was P O'd....she stared at her from the fence for a long long time....and then....Puppy was gone....mom was just foolin us...she was just babysitting for the day...so for now....no puppy.....but....we all know what mom is like....so...wish me some luck...and some peace and quiet....MJ OUT

oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo...not again

Look...I'm a fire dog...ahahaha

Look at me dawgs...i am a fire dog....if anyone needs me to put out a fire...or to cool them down I have my fire light...do i look pretty cool to you all....

Look ...here I am with the white light...actually my mom bought this for my dad so he wouldnt get run over by a bus when he walks to work....I hope it works...but if it doesnt...i hope they dont break this cool light....cuz i could really use it....

Can you see me...I am hiding in the bush...i betcha mom wishes I had the light on here...hehe

Look who was waiting for a cookie when i got home from the park......and she got one...but I didnt...I took off and mom was a little angry....but not nearly as angry as dad....well..gotta go now...i smell someone cooking....MJ out....

gotta love the gramma

so I am not sure if all you pups understand the importance of gramma. Gramma is a gold mine. My gramma is especially important. Can you see me. Can you see my paw. That just gets my gramma right in her heart. I want you all to go practice this move.

Now give her the puppy dog eyes. I know it is hard to see in this picture...but believe me ...i was using the I love my gramma soooooooooooooo much eyes.

MOM would you get that darn camera out of my face....I have clearly got work to do here. (Just so you all know...i got treats....have you ever had left over deep fried wonton...so yummy. And she was going to throw them in the garbage.)...anyhow i want you all to start practicing the paw and eyes move.........I LOVE YOU GRAMMA.......

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

TODAY IS HALLOWEEN....SO MOM SAID ...HEY MJ....LETS PUT YOU IN YOUR COWGIRL SUIT AND HEAD DOWN TO THE DOG PARK....AND SHOW OFF YOU COSTUME TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS.....(YES I KNOW I AM YELLING...I AM ANGRY...)

HERE WE ARE ON THE WAY TO THE PARK......

STILL ON THE WAY TO THE PARK.....

HERE WE ARE BACK HOME....NO COSTUME....DO YOU BELIEVE NOT ONE FREAKING DOG WAS AT THE PARK...NOT EVEN ONE....WHAT WAS THE USE OF LOOKING SO DANG SEXY IN MY COWDOG SUIT IF NONE OF MY FRIENDS WERE THERE TO CHECK ME OUT...I MEAN...EVEN MY UNCLE TONY...WHO IS ALWAYS DOWN THERE ....WAS NOT THERE TO SEE ME....LIFE SUCKS...I AM GLAD I DONT HAVE TO DRESS UP AGAIN UNTIL CHRISTMAS....GRRRRRRRRRRRR....MJ OUT...WAY OUT....GRRRRRRRRR