I Get NO respect

This little tongue is for my mom and dad that abandoned me to a family that just gives me no respect. What is up with that. I work hard for them and they just dont appreciate it. For example..this morning...i heard a racket outside....so I went outside to see what the hay day was going on....I saw the annoyance and yelled at it to not bother my family......Apparently when it is 5 15am...we should let the annoyance stay in the yard and get back to bed....So I went back to bed...big deal.....I went back out at about 5 45...again...got rid of the annoyance...anyhow..The WArden is not pleased....I told him if MJ would get off her butt and help me maybe there would be no annoyance....he..the warden...told me...the annoyance lives in the house....whatever...

So here I am getting this tent ready to go camping....TENT...where is the RV....I rolled around a bit to see if it was going to be comfy....The WArden didnt appreciate my help...Whatever....

Here I am just getting back from patrolling the perimeter. Sure are lots of stuff to check out around here. So many dogs and squirrels and kids and people....I dont bark at all of them...probably a good thing...but when I do give a warning....nothing...no thankyou no.good job maggie...nothing...no respect at all......whatever....

hmmmmm...I think I am looking for food...I am staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarving to death....

Oh ya....and here is the picture I promised you of MJ ....nice shot eh...aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh...well gotta go and help the Warden with the barb que....I dont want him to drop anything....see you all tomorrow......oh and MOM and DAD...when you trade Sherri for the pony can you please make it one of those mini ones....I wan t one I can get on...thanks...