Treatssssssssssssssssssssss

Well first of all...this post would be a lot more sensible if my "mother" would not be such an idiot...sorry I know that is not a nice thing to say...but really...these pictures are completey backwards....so picture one is suppose to be picture five...and so on...anyhow thank dogness you are all smarter than any hooman bean will ever be...so anyhow...Mom went out and re loaded the treat bucket.....she bought for different kinds off treat....

these are three off them...because i ate the chicken jerky first...i just lovvvvvvvvvve chicken jerky...

See here...this is the original four...i couldnt even wait for mom to take the picture...I NEEDED TO have that chicken jerky....Bear is not allowed to have any of my chicken jerky...I made mom cross her heart on that one....

Oh mom..you aer so not smart...here again...all four pictures of bones....she bought me chicken jerky...chewlotta.....medium size flavored milk bones...and the big daddy of milk bone...so first i ate a chicken jerky....then i ate the big daddy....then i ate the little green guy...and i am saving the chew lotta....you need alot of time for that....did you see the first picture with my big tongues just licking my lips...well now i am going to go and rest with mom...even if she is an idiot sometimes...i missed her alot today so I am going tso sleep right on top of her...besides she is having lasagna for supper...gotta show her some love just in case...you know how it is...See you all in a couple days....MJ Out

The trouble with Bear....

Sooo....we all agree that everyone needs a best friend....and you all remember that Bear is my best friend from the neighbourhood...and that is alright...we look out for each other...and that is good...what isnt good...is that Bear demands friendship dues. Everytime she comes home from our walks....she needs cookies. As you can see...my cookie jar is looking pathetic. And Bear is the problem. Sometimes she comes and knocks on the door just for a cookie..but that is usually only when we have extra special cookies....she doesnt usually come back for milk bones...

So here I am chewing on the bag that my chicken jerky was in....well actually i am just licking the inside of the bag....If you can see the can on the floor...my mom says she is a lousy housekeeper...but...i actually grabbed that can out of the carbage cuz i like to lick the cat food out of it....
Hey mom....I need some more treats...I am still hungry....
Ooops it looks like someone may or may not have chewed the bag a little...but if you have ever ever ever had chicken jerky...or even duck jerky...you will understand how I would not want to waste even one morsel....

OHHHH man...time for me to go back to sleep...I got some heavy duty dreamin to do ...oh mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngo......Goodnight everyone....MJ out

Bathday....blueeeeeeeeeeeeeees

SO....HERE I WAS...WITH MY FAVORITE PINK BLANKY....DREAMING ABOUT THE ONE AND ONLY....THE SUPER MAGNIFICENT....MANGO..WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I HEARD THIS SOUND.....MOM WAS HAVING A BATH....now when mom has a bath I get excited...I know this sounds wierd...but I enjoy to lick the bubbles....call me wierd...but ...bubbles amuse me...whatever.....but...something dreadful happened...

My brother took off my jewelry and picked me up....and dunked me ....ME...Mary Jane Potter, in the bathtub. Have I ever mentioned that I HATE BATHS......well I do...I hate them so much,

But, wierd enough...it was quite relaxing...something is causing me to itch like crazy...so mom decided to give me some benedryl, (well she said she gave me some...I didnt see anything...) and a nice bath.....I didnt hate it...but I just want you to know that i sure didnt LOVE it either.

Here I am all squeaky clean....and a little possessed I think. The boys and girl inside the fence wanted to know when my dad is getting home...well..mom says it is about one month...just over, and as far as I am concerned it is not soon enough....I am starting to wonder if he is ever going to back. When he gets back she wont make me have baths....He will make me go to the spa. He said he went to the Spa and had a thai massage....now that is what I would like..Right now he only has two more ports before he gets home and puts things back in order here...geez...

Well it is time for me to rest some more....I hope everyone has a great week. I have got to make up for lost sleep....I hope I snore really loud and drive mom crazy....bye everyone...mj out

MJ IS IN....

So MJ here and Blogger is just being very difficult. Mom spent the whole morning looking around for photos to display...albiet old ones...and now blogger is being just plain nastly. So..I, MJ, Will just tell you what has been going on in my life. Well..ummm..ya...a whole lotta nada. Mom has been working very very much...and way too much for my liking. The only good part of all this is the great guilt factor. She feels awful, so when she gets home she makes stops at my favorite stores and picks up gifts for me....no wonder my human siblings are such spoiled brats. My new favorite things are these chewy things that are long and at the top they split ...mom says it looks like some kind of ginormous lizard toungue that splits at the top. They say that it is a tendon of some kind.
I would like to thank all of my faithful readers for sending me rewards and such this summer...even though i have not being a very good blogger...I do appreciate everyone that comes and visits my blog....
Right now my dad is going to India on his ship, and he will be home in not such a long long time. I will believe it when I see it. He has been gone fro millions and millions of days..I think...I am not sure, that mom has done something to him...we will see when the time comes.
-i would like to say hi to my big hunka mango....you make my pants wanna get up and dance big boy
-tadpole...oh tadpole...I think you are very handsome even if my mom goes all gushy every time she sees pictures of you...
-Lorenza you always look amazing in your dresses...you should have a fashion blog to go with your dog blog....
-Girl girl...you little hammie buddy is very cute....you are lucky to have a friend you can watch play..but that doesnt eat your treats....my friend bear...comes for walks with me but she always gets one of my cookies when we get back to our house...hmmmph
-Chucksie...I wish you would get all better so your mommy and daddy would not worry so much..but really I just wish you were happier...
Well everyone for today this is it...I am sure mom will figure out the photo things soon...I will try and try until it is done...right now we are going for a drive...then we are taking a present to daddy....well to the place that has it delviered to his boat...then we are going to the park...yay...
You all have a good week....MJ OUT