Up for ADOPTION.....HELP ME

SO LOOK AT ME. I FOUND SHIATZI'S ADOPT ME VEST. AND I AM NOT TAKING IT OFF UNTIL SOMEONE COMES TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM MY CRUEL MOM.
Do you know that my mom has not fed me any treats in 9 days. I had a tiny peppermint..big deal, but seriously I think if i were the mom and she was the dog....she would probably eat me. She is so lucky that I am a nice dog. I need someone that will love me with food. And not that crappy stuff they call dog food. Crappy...I would just die for some ice cream or a couple peanuts.


And then....and then...last night my bff korena was over. We were having a sleepover, on my new couch, and then she talked to mom for a minute...mom and i went outside for a little piddle walk....and when we came back in....Korena was gone. Mom made her dissappear. I feel so unloved. I know Korena would never ever ever leave without saying goodbye to me. Mom is a big old pain in the butt. Will someone pleeeeeeeeeeeease love me...and not to be rude... but can it be someone who doesnt mind giving out treats at a regular basis. Thanks...well se you all tomorrow or the next day...and DAD.....i miss you.....HELLLLLLLLLLLLP ME.....