Hi everyone...I cant believe mom picked this picture for my first interview..but It will hafta do..so just to explain..because mom is out of imagination right now she decided we should copy all the dogs out there that are doing interviews...and because I am pretty much a celebrity in my world....i will do the interviewing...okay....
MJ.......HI. thankyou for showing up .....on time...can you please tell me who you are..?
MOM..I am mom....hello bloggers...
MJ......Mom....can you please tell the readers what it is you do for a living...
mom...ummm...do I have to ...it really isnt that exciting MJ...
MJ...yes you have to...i am the interviewer..please answer the question to the best of your knowledge....
MOM...I work ...at a major department store...
MJ....oh...that really isnt very exciting is it....i thought your job was far more important...i mean..you do leave me at home ...are you sure you arent a fire man or a police man or a doctor..i mean really mom...you leave me at home alone to work at a stupid department store....?
MOM....ummm we sell dog food and dog toys..and ice cream...
MJ....wow....now that is important...wowowowow...sorry about that last statement mom..
MOM...your forgiven...
MJ.....so...do you have any fun plans for this summer?
MOM...well, dad and i are planning on going camping for a week or so...up to englishman falls...
MJ....fun...when do WE leave...
MOM....WE dont...
MJ....WHAT
THE???????%$@#$#
mom...mj...THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE ..LANGUAGE.....do you remember what happens when we go camping...you sit in the car the entire time....and complain cuz there is no carpets...no couches ...no proper mattresses....oh and dont forget how much you love eating your food outside.........
MJ>>>oh ya...mmmm..sorry ...
Mom ...no problem...i will take you on another roadtrip with auntie meghan...and we will let you sniff out the doggy bakery again...how does that sound...
MJ...i am listening...
anyhow people...mom is going to bed now...she was at her amazing job tonight....and is very tired....Thanks MOM...you were swell.....tomorrow night i will interview my daddy or my brother...i am sure he has some interesting stories about his trip to vancouver to go to a concert and check out the hot babes....
MOM....um MJ...i dont think rick wants you to mention that on the blog....
MJ out....