Help Me Get Rid of IT

Look at what my SHD bought today for the village....the same village I sent an offering to.....IT is a HOT AIR BALLOON...doesnt he know I HATE hot air balloons.....I know he knows...it is one of his silly little things to make me go slowly nuts. I keep looking at it from afar....but dont you dogs worry...I refuse to get too close. Those Village idiots are going to have to go elsewhere for there doggy treats...cuz I refuse to share with them....never ever ever....I will not share....

Here I am with my christmas bootie....I did pretty good. Mom thought if she gave me a few treats I would get over the whole "Hot air balloon" thingie....but the balloon is still there...so I refuse to loook away....I must keep my eye on it...

Okay I will keep my head down while I eat this treat....and look at all those yummy doggy cookies in the tin.....oh my gosh are they ever good...my mom said they even smell like people cookies....but I am not sharing with anyone...especially not until the HOT AIR BALLOON is gone....

Yummy yummy yummy cookies...look at the mess I have made....mom is cleaning it up now as we speak...look at my new toys...I got a hedgehog and I got a birdie....they are awesome now that I fixed them....they had this horrible squeaking problem....so annoying...now they just sit there quietly...so many faulty products out there on the market....but I dont make mom take them back..I enjoy fixing them myself.
OH and guess what...I got my christmas card yesterday....from that big hunk of boodog studly dudley...I could smell it all day....Oh he is such a hunk of a man boodog....He is only a ferry ride away....some day my prince will come....
Well I must go now and plot my revenge on old whatshis name.........he will not sleep until I decide he will sleep.....MJOUT