Help Me Get Rid of IT

Look at what my SHD bought today for the village....the same village I sent an offering to.....IT is a HOT AIR BALLOON...doesnt he know I HATE hot air balloons.....I know he knows...it is one of his silly little things to make me go slowly nuts. I keep looking at it from afar....but dont you dogs worry...I refuse to get too close. Those Village idiots are going to have to go elsewhere for there doggy treats...cuz I refuse to share with them....never ever ever....I will not share....

Here I am with my christmas bootie....I did pretty good. Mom thought if she gave me a few treats I would get over the whole "Hot air balloon" thingie....but the balloon is still there...so I refuse to loook away....I must keep my eye on it...

Okay I will keep my head down while I eat this treat....and look at all those yummy doggy cookies in the tin.....oh my gosh are they ever good...my mom said they even smell like people cookies....but I am not sharing with anyone...especially not until the HOT AIR BALLOON is gone....

Yummy yummy yummy cookies...look at the mess I have made....mom is cleaning it up now as we speak...look at my new toys...I got a hedgehog and I got a birdie....they are awesome now that I fixed them....they had this horrible squeaking problem....so annoying...now they just sit there quietly...so many faulty products out there on the market....but I dont make mom take them back..I enjoy fixing them myself.
OH and guess what...I got my christmas card yesterday....from that big hunk of boodog studly dudley...I could smell it all day....Oh he is such a hunk of a man boodog....He is only a ferry ride away....some day my prince will come....
Well I must go now and plot my revenge on old whatshis name.........he will not sleep until I decide he will sleep.....MJOUT

merry belated christmas and happy boxing day...

Hello hello hello....I am so sorry i havent been a bloggin lately...but mom has been working a wacky shift.....and dad wont let me use the computer....He doesnt believe in me like my mom does. So...Christmas has come and gone and all I can say is A freakin MEN....too much stuff going on...too many people sitting on MY couch....to much noise....too many weird men in red driving around teh streets. ON the other hand...I got three new squeaky stuffies and lots of treats so not all was lost...oh...and I got this stupid collar thing you can see in the picture....mom didnt know it was motion detecter operated....and when i tried to sleep at night it kept going off and waking me uip. Needless to say I didnt get much sleep so All day yesterday All i wanted to do was sleep. A girl needs her sleep you know. I hope all of you had a good christmas...I have been reading all the blogs...and I will get up to date soon...I guess with mom's wierd sleeping habits that put both of us out of wach. I have to go now and gaurd mom and her new stuffed EYEORE while they sleep. It would be just AWFUL if EYEORE fell on the floor. So I want you all to have a good sleep...and STudley Dudley....I am missing YOU like craZY too.....sorry..huggggggggs and slobbery kisses.....MJ OUT....

Wow...how did that happen

I hanged out with my brother
Rick today for a bit. A bunch of girls were here having beverages, but Rick just has eyes for me. I will always be his best girl. And all i want is the occasional tummy rub.

Here I am taking a nap...it has been a long day of cleaning and setting up for christmas. I worked hard with dad. Here I am on the couch...and I am letting the cat know that this is MY blanket....all she gets is the cold leather couch.
Dumb cat can sleep everywhere. She is pretty brave though...she sometimes walks right over top of me to get to the other side of the couch. Dad never yells at her...but man...if I tried that....I would be in such big trouble..that is why I need a dog brother or sister....cats are so spoiled.
Just me...loving you.....

This is our christmas village....there are so many pieces in it....I was helping dad get it all ready...he is so particular....it looks so super cool when it is all lit up. Sometime the little men and women fall over....I dont know how it happens...Dad looks at me but I told him they just had too much christmas cheer...I dont think he believes me...but dad is funny that way...I bet if the Cat said that he would believe her....

OHOH do you see what I see....how did that get there? I guess I best go and get that outta there before dad notices....whooops....ummmya....MJ OUT>>>quickly

Another Rainy Day

So so little is happening on my island that I decided to let mom post pictures of her beloved rainbow....i LOOKED at it with her...not so impressed....mom says there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow...but neither of us really feels the need to walk that far....personally....for a tbone...i may make the trip...but we can buy pot of gold at walmart.

Another picture of the rainbow...yayayaya....lets move on

Wow...look at me....what a stunner. I am a little snobby looking cuz mom made me come out in the rain to look at the beloved rainbow...you can see how impressed I am...

Oh ya...check it out DAWGS...MJ here has some new bling....a girl needs her bling.....Its kinda hard to see but it is a silver heart with some pink diamonds....worth millions...but hey..I am so worth it...

One final picture...I was giving mom that ...can we get out of the friggin rain look....and we did.
Anyhow in other MJ news...we are up to 39 christmas cards....goood times...and OPY ..get this....mom and dad have one christmas card....and it is from the landlord...and LOLOLOL...enclosed in the christmas card is a rent increase....you gotta love that. Mom and dad thought that was very clever. I near died.....laughing. ONE CHRISTMAS card. hahaha..I can not wait for the mail lady today...I think she may need some kind of raise lifting all my mail..On Monday alone I got 8...she must be wondering who the celebrity in the house is...Anyhow time for our morning nap. All you dawgys have a good day....MJ OUT

MJs Pictures with Santa....

Oh ya santa....right there...give MJ an nice scratch....oh ya....oh ya......

So here is me posing nicely with the big guy...if you blow up the picture a bit you may notice that i have two different colored eyes...I dont know How I did that...but i do konw I am an amazing young lady...

So every pup..here is the thing....I havent posted for a few days becuase it seems like Christmas has exploded in our house....seriously.....mom says that dad make chevy chase look like an amateur....we have fiber optic hell right here in my living room. I try and just enjoy it as much as dad does...but things sing and dance and sparkle...man...hwo is a girl to nap....I even got new bedding for my bed....i will post a picture of that when i decide mom can take a picture of me...
I guess I better tell you about my very exciting day yesterday...Mom and dad took me to the beach. Twice. It was so fun. The second time just as we were getting ready to go in the car a kid on a skateboard rolled on by....welll....I have decided to myself that it would sure be fun to skateboard. So MJ took off after the kid....man...have you guys ever seen how fast those suckers can move? I ran and ran....and then I looked behind and good old dad was running too. I never knew he was so interested in skateboarding...You should see him move...I never knew dad could run that fast....so I got kinda tired of running...so i decided i best let dad stop and i walked him back to the car. The old guy near died. Wow...he needs to get some exercise...I am discussing with Santa that perhaps he would like a skate board for christmas....any thoughts on that folks...well time to go rest...its been five minutes or so....MJ OUT....

Blogger is driving this pup nutty

So she is just sitting on top of me...if I move...she will go flying and attack me...and then scream to mom that I hurt her....cats are soooooooooo annoying some times....all I wanted to do was sleep....

This is what i do best...I am doing in while mom is trying to make her bed...

Now I am doing it on my bed with my scooby blanket....

Now I am doing it on the couch....

Back on the couch again....these are very important things for a doggy to do...if any of you doggies would like to know how to get this comfy....please call.....or email...thanks to all of you for your emails....Especially studley dudley...i can jsut picture your little rear wiggling with excitement when you saw my card....I picked those boodog stickers just for you......Goodnight for now all...have a good Tuesday....MJ OUT

mjs lazy day

I was going to post pictures so you could see what a super productive day I had...but this new blogger has no place for mom to put them...geez...what a shame...so instead I will tell you what i did today. First I made sure I slept in....this is v ery important on saturday. (mom and dad get up and do a mighty good job of making noise to disturb me, but they had to go shopping so I crawled into bed with my brother)..so we slept until noonish...he forces me outta bed...not my choice. So when we got up I rested on my bed in the family room....and waited there until mom and dad got home with snacks and treats. Mom made us some yummies for lunch, then she was making her bed so I had a little snooze on her bed...while she was making it. I find it makes it more of a chore for her...she uses some kind of language i dont quite understand...but for some reason i am thinking she was praising me for being so helpful...then we moved intot he living room. Mom was sweeping the floor, and praising me again....she loves the hard wood floors...especially because she can enjoy seeing all my hair when it is swept up....she went on and on and on about it...I do what I can folks...i do what i can....after that i lied on the couch and napped a little. What a day. I best get to bed soon. I hope you are are having a good weekend. MJ OUT>>>>>>