just another day of rest

Mom is complaining lately because she says it is hard to do a creative blog when all I do is sleep on the couch.,,,she says...although I am an adorable hunk of fluff...it bored the blogging community....so...I say...I will sleep with some other not so adorable hunks of fluff then we will be twice as adorable. Since the first post last week of CArter sleeping with me...he thinks he can do it all the time now...wierd...anyhow he does keep my face warm...he is very fat and fluffy..

So look what i did...I got off the couch and moved to moms bed...now..what is cuter than that. It is saturday today and mom promised to take me to the sea shore....she said that is what classy people call the beach, and I can go and see if any of my buddies are there. So you alll have a good weeekend...and I will try and stay awake long enough to do something blog worthy today...MJ OUT

just some pictures of my day on sunday with buddha

THIS IS WHAT BUDDHA....(HEFF) LOOK LIKE WHEN HE IS HUMPING MY LEG...KINDA CUTE REALLY....

HE JUST ADORES ME....I MEAN YOU REALLY CANT BLAME HIM...BUT SERIOULSY..

SOMETIMES HE GETS VERY VOCAL...BUT I WAS TRYING TO ENJOY THE BEAUTIFUL DAY....SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY AT THE PARK...

THIS IS MY PICNIC BENCH...CAN YOU SEE HEFF TRYING TO GET UP....MAN.... NO PLACE IS SACRED

I AM TRYING TO BE LIKE MY RELENTLESSLY HUGE...MEDITATING ON THE PICNIC TABLE....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH....MJ OUT...

aaaaaaaaawwww mom....no...i hate that

SO....I know I promised more photos of the visit with HEF....but I needed to show you something that makes me CRAZY........you see how some giant pinky hand is holding my paw. Well I know some of you out there are all....oh isnt that sweet. NO IT ISNT....IT STINKS...I HATE IT. I REALLY REALLY HATE IT. Mother knows I hate it...(i only call her mother when I am angry with her)....she says she does it so that I will understand that she isnt trying to hurt me. But it annoys me....it has always annoyed me. I do no like ANYONE touching my front paws...NOBODY AT ALL. What is it all about. Anyhow I needed to get it off my big beautiful fluffy white chest....so..I feel better. I am going back to sleep. (mom felt so bad about touching her that she gave me a piece of her cupcake. )..MJ OUT

man ...just quit it...(see i would not even look at her the whole time.....)

OH MY STARS...WTF....POOR ME

Well today has been a most unpleasant day for me. Buddha...my little 4 and a half month old puppy friend....has just been here for a visit. We went to the park first. It was okay at the park, and tomorrow we will have lots of pictures from that. Anyhow I am not calling Buddha, Hef, because he thinks he is the little man. This is what happened to me several times while he was visiting...so annoying...I warned Hef that Mango would probably see this...but he didnt care...I guess I amjust that much of a woman...oh my lordie....i need a rest.

MJ and her KIDs ...Naptime

SOMETIMES ALL I WANT IS A NICE BIG COUCH AND A NICE COZY BLANKET AND SOME PEACE AND QUIET....AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS....

CHECK OUT MY CUTE LITTLE PINKY TONGUE.....WELL THIS KILLER PITBULL NEEDS SOME SERIOUS SLEEP....MJ OUT.....FOR THE NIGHT...LUV YOU LOTS RELENTLESS...XO

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh the life of a princess

JUST ME AND MY BRUDDER...HANGIN ON THE COUCH....OH YAAAAAAAAA.....

well today is a beauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutiful day in sunny british columbia........so i told mom we should get out of bed.....and move our arses....and hit the roadddddddddddddddddddd......

This way mom......this way to the sunshine and the beach...........................................................

and here we are in our favorite spot....so nice ....rollllll around doggy rollll areound...

This is another wonderful spot to rolll in too....so many nice squishhy smelly spots....

LOOK at me ....heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...what an awesome day

Photo Shoot...

so sometimes it is worth thephoto shoot...when you get bribes such as this delicous stick of yumminess.....This has lasted almost a half hour already...Mom is impresses...I am more impressed......so darn good....

I am just showing you my stillness here.....I seem to be getting more blonde as the days go on...

Wowsers....this is a picture of me having a good yawn cuz I am soooooooooooo bored with this photo shoot....

Are you done yet mom....seriously....are we done yet.....I bet that snoopy didnt have to put up with all this nonsense.....anyhow...I am done now...you all have a good day...peace out....MJ out

not for the light of stomach

I want to start this off with something easy on the stomach....these are ducks...at the park...thats it for the easy of the stomach.....

Now this might look like a big old poop to you...but what I want you to notice is that I like to poop on branches....so I look throughout the dog park for the perfect branch....

Here you can notice my perfect stance....where the branch is completely in the right place....dang...I am an expert....anyhow thats it...hopefully tomorrow my life will lighten up a bit and I will have something way more fun to blog about...but seriously....are you not impressed..

MJs New Years Resolutions.....maybe

hey everyone....this is an old picture of me....but I like it...and I am all smiling and happy and carefree...so I decided since this is the first post of 2009 we should use a smiling MJ. So I hope everyone had a better New Years than our family....everyone here got the crud....mom is still sick.....and my brother is sick.....dad is almost over it....They call it influenza....i prefer the crud...anyhow I have decided that we should all try to think of 10 things for our new years resolutions...so here we go...
1....I promise not to eat anything out of the garbage.....(unless of course mom forgets to tie it or close it)
2. I will not wake mom up before ten am.......I will wake dad up instead
3. I will try and let mom take pictures of me
4. I promise to stay as awesome as I am
5, will make sure we blog at least twice a week..( i have to keep the secretary motivated....i guess i will have to go get her some sharable treats)
6. I will pay more attention to the dog whisperer...
7. I promise to stay hopelessly in love with my relentless dude Mango
8. I cross my heart I will not steal any more butter....
9. I will not pretend I am going to eat small white fluffy dogs.....
10. I will make mom get off her rear and take me for more walk....therefore gettin us both in better shape...
and that is it my friends...not very exciting....but oh well...I want you all to have a good time in 2009....

oh ....here she is..my baby ...mine and mango's baby

some days all i want to do is sleep on the couch...but my brother has got to cuddle with me...so I let him...Iknow it looks a little silly...but you gotta do what you gotta do to keep them quiet...

So see that look on my face...that is a look of annoyance...not at my new porkypine though...it is at my dad cuz he keeps touching my porkypine...that my main squeeze Mango....gave me for Christimas...this porkypine is to show his true love for me...and to tell me I am his numbe rone girl....it is a replica of his only mine is a beautiful girl....he also sent me some niblets...but...ummm...well they didnt last much past the opening of the gift...I love my girl porkypine...she has a tiny hole in her chin...and two of her paws have mysteriously disappeared....

Now that is better dad...keep your hands to yourself so me and my pal can get some well deserved sleep...dads...seriously...just cause i kick him in his sleep doesnt mean he has any right to do the same to me...

ISNT SHE BEAUTIFUL...AND SHE HAS THE NICEST EYES.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...MJ OUT...HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE....

It is finally Here

I dont know about the rest of you dogs out there...but I am sooooooooooooooo friggin tired. It is hard work staying good for such a long time....I know you all hear me out there...but man...enough is enough....I think we have a good six months of freedom before we think about being good all the time again. I did score some good gifts though.....

Here is a picture of me and my mom and my sister.....I think sister was wearing some sorta turkey perfume...cuz man...I could not get enough of her....sorry i didnt look at the camera...but I just cant do that all the time....

I bet you are wondering what this is beside me....this is my gift from the magnificent Mango...my main squeeze....it came christmas eve eve and dad made me put it under the stinkin tree so i didnt get to open it until i opened with the rest of the presents.

I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo curious....what can it be...a huge doggy diamond necklace....a huge doggy diamond leash...I just cant wait to see....but...it is our first christmas together...I should probably down play my dreamin a bit...

I am just sitting here eating my stick thing....and I WILL DREAM ABOUT CHRISTMAS....and my pressies...and MANGO.....I will fill you in on my gifts tomorrow....MJ out

snow day one

Well Merry snowy fun snowy day....I love the snow. My friend Bear came to play with me...and mom even lets me off the leash...even though she knows I will probably escape. Dad if you are reading this...I am just kidding....mom would never ever be so dumb....except maybe when it is really quiet outside. So today mom let me off so I could play with Bear. WE had some Treats...and we played and played..Then I got tired....went in the house all wet....and tried to jump into blankets with whomever would make room for me...lucky mom usually wins....anyhow not much to say really...enjoy the pictures...mom is going to put more up tomorrow cuz we had another huge downpouring of snow last night...it is so freaking pretty outside you would have no idea we lived in Victoria BC,,,it never snows like this here...maybe once ever 10 years or so...anyhow stay tuned for tomorrow..big kissed to you all...especially Mango....and applications are being taken for the job of second third fourth Etc...string boyfriends...none is less important than the other...oh...except for Mango...gotta go help mom sleep...mj out

Tired Tuesday..oh ya...and barfing...barfing...barfing

Poor me, I have been barfing for a couple days now, so I am very tired. Mom says if I dont feel better tomorrow I get to go to the vet. I am hoping to still puke...I like the vet. They give me some yummy cookies. But what was really weird was today I found out my mom is not as nice as she appears. She took me down to saxe point. And the park is covered in the beautiful white snow. And I am pretty sure i love the snow..but what I didnt remember was how freaking cold it is. I nearly froze to death. I lifted my paws and looked at mom pathetically..so she would know it was too cold for me to walk any farther, but instead of me getting her to lift me to the car...so my tootsies would stay warm.....she made me walk....dang...that is so unfair...

Anyhow now I am all tuckered out and I am giong to go to sleep. And I thought some boys would like to see how beautiful I am when I am resting.

Awwww....look at that adorable paw. Poor me. Mom just let it get all cold.....

This is my back leg...mom is holding it up. Anyhow I am going to sleep and dream about all my friends out there. Hopefully I will feel better when i wake up. Thank Dog I can just have a nice tired Tuesday.....MJ out