HE IS THE MAN.......

FIRST....of all...SCORE.....DAD is back so look what I got to do...I got to finish off mom's milk shake. I would not have had any milk shake if dad was still away, cuz mom only got them because dad wanted a banananananana split. Anyhow DAD...thanks for that big guy....and next..remember yesterday how I said I saw something really cool. I mean I always knew my dad was the biggest strongest man in the whole wide world...but I never mentioned how he is a trainer of wild beasts. Well he is....and we have pictures to prove it....

Here are pictures of my dad with the wild Tiger that he tranied by his self. The tiger looks pretty mad in that first picture, but much calmer in the second one. I have a whole new respect for my dad....from now on when he says no....he means no....or maybe....but probably no...but muh...I am a dog so I shouldnt have to worry really.....

MJ over and OUT

Very Very Very Sleepy

Some days all I want to do is sleep. But you gotta admit...I am lookin good while I sleep...right Mango?????

Mom and Dad were doing yard work today, so I decided I should come out and supervise. Ahhh the life of a supervisor. And What a nice day....

MJ OUT

pee ess....stay tuned til I show you something amazing that i found on my dads camera ....I knew my dad was fearless...but this ...is really something you gotta seeeee....

HE IS BACK.....FINALLY

LOOK....dad is back...and mom got a new camera...and do you know what that means...well for one thing....it means i am never going to get an alone minute ever again. The pupperazi will be out after me all the time. GGGGGGGGGggah...sometimes the camera makes me crazy...and I refuse to look at it...absolutely refuse....

geez..I wonder what is under these rocks. It sure looks interesting to me. I wonder if I will find anything alive. Something nice and smelly...hey mom...what was that you said? Did you want me to smile for the camera....I DON'T THINK SO....BESIDES..some dogs like this side of me..

So, we are going to another beach here. She just doesnt give up...I will not give in to that darn camera. I WILL NOT...

I just want you all to know that I am not ....I repeat...I am not looking at mom here, I am looking at where I wanted to roll before Dad decided to put my leash back on. He is such a chicken compared to mom.

THIS IS MY DAD....AND I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY THAT HE IS HOME. HE SAYS HE IS SICK OF LOOKING AT THE ocean...Mom does not understand how anyone can be sick of the ocean...oh...and he brought me back a couple bags of doggy treats, he can't remember if he bought them in Korea or Japan. Anyhow, I will take a picture of them tomorrow. Talk to you then...MJ OUT..

SOON

ONE MORE SLEEP ......I can't stand it!

A little Mish Mash of Life

So...I just have some things to show you...things that I find important but maybe nobody else does....I just have to get some things off my chest. Here is a picture of me TRYING to get some sleep. It would be alot better if I had more room, but my brother INSIST on sharing his bed with me. I mean we have two couches that he could very easily sleep on...but nooooooooo...he has to sleep in his bed where I enjoy sleeping....

Second issue, yesterday was my moms birthday, and...her friend Kathy brought me a present. If you cant tell by this picture ...it is an 8 week old puppy. His name is Budha. He is the cutest little fir ball I have ever got to play with.

It was really really hard to get a picture of us playing cuz we didnt really stay still for very long...but the problem is...and here is where i am not so happy...that when Kathy left.....so did Budha....who brings me a present then takes it home. Golly. He was so cute....I already miss him so.

Do you see this gross thing.....this is Carter being very very very very very bad. I assume he is bad though because when he brings these things in for mom, she is not amused....in fact...she screams a horrible scream...and Carter tries to grab this think and run around the house...but then she screams some more....mom is so glad dad will be home in three sleeps....

Here is Carter being cute. He is asleep in a shopping bag.....so cute....He thinks it is his sleeping bag. Just like you Joe.

Now I would like to apologize to Sam and Pippin and all my friends at Saxe Point Doggy park for "forgetting" their names. I just want my best friends Sam and Pippin to know that it was not really me who forgot ...mom is very forgetful lately....And she says she is sorry for blaming me. (next time i want it in writing)..Anyhow Sam and Pippin...you should get ablog....and I am so sorry my mom isnt so smart sometime...how could I ever forget you.

now last but definately not least...my dad will be home in 3 sleeps...can you imagine....it was like 195 days now it is 3...I am so exited.....anyhow until later MJ out...cold..hahahha

A Walk Without the Video Camera

Well so you know how all you dogs have been lucky enough to do video walks...well..as it seems...my mom does not know how to do that, but she said you should be fine with what we do. Besides, mom would just mess it up by saying something dorky anyhow. You know how mom's can be.

So anyhow todays walk is at Saxe Point Park. Most of my blog readers have seen me at This park alot. This is one of my favorites, and it is my moms favorite cuz she has been going here since she was a puppy. I love that I dont need the leash, but we bring it with us just in case. What a beautiful day it is here.

Yummy smells are everywhere, I smell all my friends here, but I cant remember any names right now cuz I am really really tired after walking so much. My mom had duck jerky with her, and she thought it would be funny to throw it up ahead of me so I would run a bit..I would be lying if I said I didnt run....but i do love the duck jerky....

OH MAN i love a good back scratch...I love it so much you can not even imagine. I scratched and scratched and scratched.....

Then she slept. I was pooped out cuz mom took me to the doggy park twice today and now it is wet and rainy. Dad gets home in 9 sleeps....so i figure if i sleep nine times it will be faster....I cant freaking wait....anyhow...back to sleep...mj out....

HEY GUESS WHAT....SEE THIS..THIS IS A CALENDAR. tHIS IS HOW I KNOW WHEN MY DAD IS GETTING HOME. So If you look at the number that says 24 that is when my dads big boat will pull in to the docks on the base. I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooo excited, I think . I am just happy to have more people to give me treats. I think that since he has been gone for a million seventeen days that i should get one treat for each day. So that is about 17 thousand million treats. I think I am going to need some help eating them all...wow.

Anyhow this is my Dads boat. So if any of you see it coming can you please tell me so that I can see it. It goes faster than a canoe, but not as fast as speed boat. And the bestest thing ever about this boat is that is had a kitchen, with treats. My dad has hot dogs and steaks. That is probably why he left for so long cuz stupid mom wouldnt feed him enough. I know I am starving to death some times.

In the meantime i am just goin to sit here an wait...and wait...and waaaaaaaaaaait...oh..ya..and dream about my big man gooooooooooooooooooo

Treatssssssssssssssssssssss

Well first of all...this post would be a lot more sensible if my "mother" would not be such an idiot...sorry I know that is not a nice thing to say...but really...these pictures are completey backwards....so picture one is suppose to be picture five...and so on...anyhow thank dogness you are all smarter than any hooman bean will ever be...so anyhow...Mom went out and re loaded the treat bucket.....she bought for different kinds off treat....

these are three off them...because i ate the chicken jerky first...i just lovvvvvvvvvve chicken jerky...

See here...this is the original four...i couldnt even wait for mom to take the picture...I NEEDED TO have that chicken jerky....Bear is not allowed to have any of my chicken jerky...I made mom cross her heart on that one....

Oh mom..you aer so not smart...here again...all four pictures of bones....she bought me chicken jerky...chewlotta.....medium size flavored milk bones...and the big daddy of milk bone...so first i ate a chicken jerky....then i ate the big daddy....then i ate the little green guy...and i am saving the chew lotta....you need alot of time for that....did you see the first picture with my big tongues just licking my lips...well now i am going to go and rest with mom...even if she is an idiot sometimes...i missed her alot today so I am going tso sleep right on top of her...besides she is having lasagna for supper...gotta show her some love just in case...you know how it is...See you all in a couple days....MJ Out

The trouble with Bear....

Sooo....we all agree that everyone needs a best friend....and you all remember that Bear is my best friend from the neighbourhood...and that is alright...we look out for each other...and that is good...what isnt good...is that Bear demands friendship dues. Everytime she comes home from our walks....she needs cookies. As you can see...my cookie jar is looking pathetic. And Bear is the problem. Sometimes she comes and knocks on the door just for a cookie..but that is usually only when we have extra special cookies....she doesnt usually come back for milk bones...

So here I am chewing on the bag that my chicken jerky was in....well actually i am just licking the inside of the bag....If you can see the can on the floor...my mom says she is a lousy housekeeper...but...i actually grabbed that can out of the carbage cuz i like to lick the cat food out of it....
Hey mom....I need some more treats...I am still hungry....
Ooops it looks like someone may or may not have chewed the bag a little...but if you have ever ever ever had chicken jerky...or even duck jerky...you will understand how I would not want to waste even one morsel....

OHHHH man...time for me to go back to sleep...I got some heavy duty dreamin to do ...oh mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngo......Goodnight everyone....MJ out

Bathday....blueeeeeeeeeeeeeees

SO....HERE I WAS...WITH MY FAVORITE PINK BLANKY....DREAMING ABOUT THE ONE AND ONLY....THE SUPER MAGNIFICENT....MANGO..WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I HEARD THIS SOUND.....MOM WAS HAVING A BATH....now when mom has a bath I get excited...I know this sounds wierd...but I enjoy to lick the bubbles....call me wierd...but ...bubbles amuse me...whatever.....but...something dreadful happened...

My brother took off my jewelry and picked me up....and dunked me ....ME...Mary Jane Potter, in the bathtub. Have I ever mentioned that I HATE BATHS......well I do...I hate them so much,

But, wierd enough...it was quite relaxing...something is causing me to itch like crazy...so mom decided to give me some benedryl, (well she said she gave me some...I didnt see anything...) and a nice bath.....I didnt hate it...but I just want you to know that i sure didnt LOVE it either.

Here I am all squeaky clean....and a little possessed I think. The boys and girl inside the fence wanted to know when my dad is getting home...well..mom says it is about one month...just over, and as far as I am concerned it is not soon enough....I am starting to wonder if he is ever going to back. When he gets back she wont make me have baths....He will make me go to the spa. He said he went to the Spa and had a thai massage....now that is what I would like..Right now he only has two more ports before he gets home and puts things back in order here...geez...

Well it is time for me to rest some more....I hope everyone has a great week. I have got to make up for lost sleep....I hope I snore really loud and drive mom crazy....bye everyone...mj out

MJ IS IN....

So MJ here and Blogger is just being very difficult. Mom spent the whole morning looking around for photos to display...albiet old ones...and now blogger is being just plain nastly. So..I, MJ, Will just tell you what has been going on in my life. Well..ummm..ya...a whole lotta nada. Mom has been working very very much...and way too much for my liking. The only good part of all this is the great guilt factor. She feels awful, so when she gets home she makes stops at my favorite stores and picks up gifts for me....no wonder my human siblings are such spoiled brats. My new favorite things are these chewy things that are long and at the top they split ...mom says it looks like some kind of ginormous lizard toungue that splits at the top. They say that it is a tendon of some kind.
I would like to thank all of my faithful readers for sending me rewards and such this summer...even though i have not being a very good blogger...I do appreciate everyone that comes and visits my blog....
Right now my dad is going to India on his ship, and he will be home in not such a long long time. I will believe it when I see it. He has been gone fro millions and millions of days..I think...I am not sure, that mom has done something to him...we will see when the time comes.
-i would like to say hi to my big hunka mango....you make my pants wanna get up and dance big boy
-tadpole...oh tadpole...I think you are very handsome even if my mom goes all gushy every time she sees pictures of you...
-Lorenza you always look amazing in your dresses...you should have a fashion blog to go with your dog blog....
-Girl girl...you little hammie buddy is very cute....you are lucky to have a friend you can watch play..but that doesnt eat your treats....my friend bear...comes for walks with me but she always gets one of my cookies when we get back to our house...hmmmph
-Chucksie...I wish you would get all better so your mommy and daddy would not worry so much..but really I just wish you were happier...
Well everyone for today this is it...I am sure mom will figure out the photo things soon...I will try and try until it is done...right now we are going for a drive...then we are taking a present to daddy....well to the place that has it delviered to his boat...then we are going to the park...yay...
You all have a good week....MJ OUT

Very Importnat...please read

So I havent had a post for ever, but my mom was blog surfing today and came across a horrible story that she thinks all you dogs with blogs should read and send on to your friends....it is very important that everyone reads it now. The address is....
www.thechaistory.blogspot.com

I think it is the third entry...from August 14th...please pass this on to all your friends....i wouldnt want anything like this to happen to any of my friends.....
I hope I will have a good blog posting soon...MJ OUT oh and MJs lovin you Mango...and OPY I am working on some poetry about a certain lard arse...ahahahaha...

Tramatic Tuesdays

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START....I THOUGHT THE POOR CAMEL WOULD ONLY HAVE TO CARRY MY DAD....THE...UMMM..FLUFFY GUY ON THE FRONT....

Can you see that poor camel. He doesnt look happy to me. His poor knee is buckling. All for what....a big freaky man and his big freaky friend's amusement. What is a girl suppose to do. Does anyone want to come on a desert getaway with me and perhaps we can start a campaign to free the camels. No wonder the poor guys spit. They are probably trying not to barf. Well see you all later. I need to get in touch with Air Ruby...stat. MJ OUT

I think I need some Help here.

Well hello dogs....I have a problem Right now My Dad is in a city called Dubai. Dubai is the richest city in the world. And that is not my problem. You know how all us doggies have got to stick together and keep all our other four legged friends safe. Well here is my problem. See that big doggy up in this picture. WEll, this is not really a doggy, this is called a camel. And I hear that even though this Dubai place is the richest city in the world, these poor camels are tortured by humans that want to ride them in the hot hot hot hot hot sun. And the reason I bring this to your attention, is because as I type this letter, with the help of my secretary, MY HUGE DAD, is riding one of these poor animals in the desert. oOH MY DAWGS.....WE ALL NEED TO PRAY FOR THIS POOR ANIMAL. I am so worried that this poor camel will have a HUGE dent where his hump is supposed to be. And for WHAT? so my dad can go for a ride in the desert, have a barbque, (i bet they dont even share with the poor camel, and watch some bellies dancing. Now, I have seen my dads belly, and it just aint right. IT JUST AINT RIGHT. SO I need all you dogs to put your paws together....and pray to whoever it is you pray to....and say a big one for this poor camel in the desert. Whew...NOw that I know you are all together with me...I wont worry so much. And I am just thinking that my dad on a camel....would be like me taking Mango for a piggy back. It just wouldnt work....(no offence Mango...)..anyhhow I am giving you a couple more pictures of Dubai...sorry no pics of me this time. I will have a camera soon I hope. Have a good week everyone. MJ OUT

wooohooo...hot mama in the house

OKAY SO mama got hold of my sisters camera and snapped a couple snaps of me. I am looking good if I do say so myself. (mama here...and she does say so herself quite often)

I am not sure if you know or not...but since dad left for his fun cruise vacation mama has more or less been starving me to death. I dont understand the reasoning. But she says she wants me to stick around for a long time....I didnt know I was going anywhere....

You know, once the treats are gone...it isnt all that fun to stay at grandma's. They won't let me go outside and scare the crazy lady. I mean really, what is the use being a Killer Pit bull if you cant go and eat the occasional neighbour...ahahahahah...

OHOH...SOMETHING GOING ON IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD....AND OF COURSE I AM STUCK IN THE DANG HOUSE. I KEPT MY GROWLS TO A DULL ROAR...I DON'T LIKE STRANGERS COMING TO CLOSE TO GRAMMA WHEN I AM IN THE HOUSE....ANYHOW..HAVE A GOOD WEEK EVERYONE...AND TADPOLE...I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOUR FUN POST....YOUR MOM HAS GOT TO STOP TEASING US...MJ OUT

Me....little ole Me

this is an old picture for all you pups that forgot what \i look like. My mom had a bad day and wants to tell you a story. So...today mom and I went to pick up my sister. When we got there mom and I jumped out of the car so we could go see Grandma for a minute. Anyhow I snucked away and ran around the house...minding my own business...when suddenly...(after mom got me under control) I hear this crazy lady screaming at my mom. So I am all excited and want to go see the crazy lady. My tail is waggin but mom wont let me go and talk to her. The crazy lady is going on and on and on about getting IT ...(her exact words were not even allowed on HBO I dont think..) on its leash before she calls the fffffing cops. So mom asked what her problem was because I am always on my leash...except this time. Well apparently the other night when there was a birthday party at my grandmas...I was there for abotu 10 minutes....and I was on a leash, I had the lady trapped in her yard cuz if she came out I was going to kill her. My mom was so angry at this part that she just started crying...me...i was still wanting to play with her. Mom said that I am friendly and that I would never hurt anyone. The crazy ladys man said that the problem is that if his dog...( a miniature poodle) gets loose it will attack me. Now at this point mom kinda just lost it...cuz apparently...because I am a HBO work pitbull I am going to kill people in the neighbourhood. Anyhow mom just wishes people werent so scared. I didnt even want to kill her...what was the use really...I just ate.....
MJ OUT....(and wishes people were not so stupid and mom would stop being so sad)ohohohoh
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I AM BAAAAAAAAACK....PHOTO FREE

Well this is the sad day I have to tell you some sad news. Some very sad news, but here it goes...There will be no pictures of MJ for quite some time. Mommy was not very smart, and left my camera on the ground, and drained the pool and the water flooded her camera. So....even though I complained about my picture getting taked all the time, I miss it. Summer is here, dad is gone, and I am looking quite beautiful since I have lost tons of weight. I dont get any real junk food. But mom has bought some awesome chicken treats....I would take a picture to show you...but...again...mom is an idiot. A big dodo head. So...what is new here, hmmmmm, mom has for sure started something around here, first dad left and then my brother left. And at least my brother comes back once in a while to do stuff like walk me. So that is cool. I spend alot of time alone those....and dreaming about my main man Mango....Mango...if you read this....know that even though I havent blogged much....you are still in my heart big fella. And I know you would be loving the new sexier me. Today was a very fun day....Mom Gramma, my cousin Jordan and I went down to the beach and I got to jump in the ocean and swim and swim and swim....we went and checked out the bomb shelters too....I wanted to go in and check them out but mom wouldnt let me.....(Whew....i was a bit scared cuz it was very dark in them)...so after I swam like an olympian for a bit, we went home and I slept. After supper, Mom and jordan and i went down to another park....dallas road....and we walked....and walked....i saw the cutest little tiny chihuhua with a back back....It was so cute, but I dont want one....I cant be working and playing. And a back pack would just make me work.
Anyhow i am so sorry I have not blogged....but I do read your blogs.....all the time....So dont forget about me.....Huskee....will you tell your mommy that we are all thinking about you.....Tanner...I smell a rat.... i know you didnt just suddenly fall on the floor....i think not....ummm....Tadpole....you are handsome clean or dirty.....everyone....keep on bloggin....opy....charlie....i hope everything is okay there.....some day i will have pictures again....mom doesnt think we can afford another camera.....personally i think she is nuts....how is the world going to go on without pictures of me....grrrrrrr...anyhow...you guys all have a good week....mj out...

Such an Indignety...

Hey there all you bloggers...normally I would not steal mama's blog...but I am a very mad cat...and I have to say something to let you know just what an evil woman we live with.....

I am not sure if you can see or not...but SOMEONE.....thought it would be a good idea to put a collar and bell on me. on ME....the Zipper Princess....the murderer of mice and rats and all things furry...How on Dogs Green EArths am I supposed to rid the world of critters...(bad critters not hamsters) if SHE who will not be named puts this dang thing with the bell around my neck.....

Hey guys....dont listen to the Zip....she is angry cuz mom put a bell on her cuz she is getting friendly little birds. Mom tried to warn her, but she didnt listen...so she is on house arrest ...with the bell for a bit. Poor kid....and i am just hangin out on the couch....so bored around here. On monday my brother is moving out with his freinds. Mom said she is going to be sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sad. I dont know how she can be sad, she still has all the important people to live with her...well...me, zippy, and Carter...and i know we will keep her amused.......and Mango sorry if \i didnt answer your tags yet...my mom is sooooooo lazy....

Hi Everyone...its me CArter....I want to say something too. nah...forget it ...i am going back to sleep. Have a good night....everyone......