Treatssssssssssssssssssssss

Well first of all...this post would be a lot more sensible if my "mother" would not be such an idiot...sorry I know that is not a nice thing to say...but really...these pictures are completey backwards....so picture one is suppose to be picture five...and so on...anyhow thank dogness you are all smarter than any hooman bean will ever be...so anyhow...Mom went out and re loaded the treat bucket.....she bought for different kinds off treat....

these are three off them...because i ate the chicken jerky first...i just lovvvvvvvvvve chicken jerky...

See here...this is the original four...i couldnt even wait for mom to take the picture...I NEEDED TO have that chicken jerky....Bear is not allowed to have any of my chicken jerky...I made mom cross her heart on that one....

Oh mom..you aer so not smart...here again...all four pictures of bones....she bought me chicken jerky...chewlotta.....medium size flavored milk bones...and the big daddy of milk bone...so first i ate a chicken jerky....then i ate the big daddy....then i ate the little green guy...and i am saving the chew lotta....you need alot of time for that....did you see the first picture with my big tongues just licking my lips...well now i am going to go and rest with mom...even if she is an idiot sometimes...i missed her alot today so I am going tso sleep right on top of her...besides she is having lasagna for supper...gotta show her some love just in case...you know how it is...See you all in a couple days....MJ Out

The trouble with Bear....

Sooo....we all agree that everyone needs a best friend....and you all remember that Bear is my best friend from the neighbourhood...and that is alright...we look out for each other...and that is good...what isnt good...is that Bear demands friendship dues. Everytime she comes home from our walks....she needs cookies. As you can see...my cookie jar is looking pathetic. And Bear is the problem. Sometimes she comes and knocks on the door just for a cookie..but that is usually only when we have extra special cookies....she doesnt usually come back for milk bones...

So here I am chewing on the bag that my chicken jerky was in....well actually i am just licking the inside of the bag....If you can see the can on the floor...my mom says she is a lousy housekeeper...but...i actually grabbed that can out of the carbage cuz i like to lick the cat food out of it....
Hey mom....I need some more treats...I am still hungry....
Ooops it looks like someone may or may not have chewed the bag a little...but if you have ever ever ever had chicken jerky...or even duck jerky...you will understand how I would not want to waste even one morsel....

OHHHH man...time for me to go back to sleep...I got some heavy duty dreamin to do ...oh mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngo......Goodnight everyone....MJ out

Bathday....blueeeeeeeeeeeeeees

SO....HERE I WAS...WITH MY FAVORITE PINK BLANKY....DREAMING ABOUT THE ONE AND ONLY....THE SUPER MAGNIFICENT....MANGO..WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I HEARD THIS SOUND.....MOM WAS HAVING A BATH....now when mom has a bath I get excited...I know this sounds wierd...but I enjoy to lick the bubbles....call me wierd...but ...bubbles amuse me...whatever.....but...something dreadful happened...

My brother took off my jewelry and picked me up....and dunked me ....ME...Mary Jane Potter, in the bathtub. Have I ever mentioned that I HATE BATHS......well I do...I hate them so much,

But, wierd enough...it was quite relaxing...something is causing me to itch like crazy...so mom decided to give me some benedryl, (well she said she gave me some...I didnt see anything...) and a nice bath.....I didnt hate it...but I just want you to know that i sure didnt LOVE it either.

Here I am all squeaky clean....and a little possessed I think. The boys and girl inside the fence wanted to know when my dad is getting home...well..mom says it is about one month...just over, and as far as I am concerned it is not soon enough....I am starting to wonder if he is ever going to back. When he gets back she wont make me have baths....He will make me go to the spa. He said he went to the Spa and had a thai massage....now that is what I would like..Right now he only has two more ports before he gets home and puts things back in order here...geez...

Well it is time for me to rest some more....I hope everyone has a great week. I have got to make up for lost sleep....I hope I snore really loud and drive mom crazy....bye everyone...mj out

MJ IS IN....

So MJ here and Blogger is just being very difficult. Mom spent the whole morning looking around for photos to display...albiet old ones...and now blogger is being just plain nastly. So..I, MJ, Will just tell you what has been going on in my life. Well..ummm..ya...a whole lotta nada. Mom has been working very very much...and way too much for my liking. The only good part of all this is the great guilt factor. She feels awful, so when she gets home she makes stops at my favorite stores and picks up gifts for me....no wonder my human siblings are such spoiled brats. My new favorite things are these chewy things that are long and at the top they split ...mom says it looks like some kind of ginormous lizard toungue that splits at the top. They say that it is a tendon of some kind.
I would like to thank all of my faithful readers for sending me rewards and such this summer...even though i have not being a very good blogger...I do appreciate everyone that comes and visits my blog....
Right now my dad is going to India on his ship, and he will be home in not such a long long time. I will believe it when I see it. He has been gone fro millions and millions of days..I think...I am not sure, that mom has done something to him...we will see when the time comes.
-i would like to say hi to my big hunka mango....you make my pants wanna get up and dance big boy
-tadpole...oh tadpole...I think you are very handsome even if my mom goes all gushy every time she sees pictures of you...
-Lorenza you always look amazing in your dresses...you should have a fashion blog to go with your dog blog....
-Girl girl...you little hammie buddy is very cute....you are lucky to have a friend you can watch play..but that doesnt eat your treats....my friend bear...comes for walks with me but she always gets one of my cookies when we get back to our house...hmmmph
-Chucksie...I wish you would get all better so your mommy and daddy would not worry so much..but really I just wish you were happier...
Well everyone for today this is it...I am sure mom will figure out the photo things soon...I will try and try until it is done...right now we are going for a drive...then we are taking a present to daddy....well to the place that has it delviered to his boat...then we are going to the park...yay...
You all have a good week....MJ OUT

Very Importnat...please read

So I havent had a post for ever, but my mom was blog surfing today and came across a horrible story that she thinks all you dogs with blogs should read and send on to your friends....it is very important that everyone reads it now. The address is....
www.thechaistory.blogspot.com

I think it is the third entry...from August 14th...please pass this on to all your friends....i wouldnt want anything like this to happen to any of my friends.....
I hope I will have a good blog posting soon...MJ OUT oh and MJs lovin you Mango...and OPY I am working on some poetry about a certain lard arse...ahahahaha...

Tramatic Tuesdays

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START....I THOUGHT THE POOR CAMEL WOULD ONLY HAVE TO CARRY MY DAD....THE...UMMM..FLUFFY GUY ON THE FRONT....

Can you see that poor camel. He doesnt look happy to me. His poor knee is buckling. All for what....a big freaky man and his big freaky friend's amusement. What is a girl suppose to do. Does anyone want to come on a desert getaway with me and perhaps we can start a campaign to free the camels. No wonder the poor guys spit. They are probably trying not to barf. Well see you all later. I need to get in touch with Air Ruby...stat. MJ OUT

I think I need some Help here.

Well hello dogs....I have a problem Right now My Dad is in a city called Dubai. Dubai is the richest city in the world. And that is not my problem. You know how all us doggies have got to stick together and keep all our other four legged friends safe. Well here is my problem. See that big doggy up in this picture. WEll, this is not really a doggy, this is called a camel. And I hear that even though this Dubai place is the richest city in the world, these poor camels are tortured by humans that want to ride them in the hot hot hot hot hot sun. And the reason I bring this to your attention, is because as I type this letter, with the help of my secretary, MY HUGE DAD, is riding one of these poor animals in the desert. oOH MY DAWGS.....WE ALL NEED TO PRAY FOR THIS POOR ANIMAL. I am so worried that this poor camel will have a HUGE dent where his hump is supposed to be. And for WHAT? so my dad can go for a ride in the desert, have a barbque, (i bet they dont even share with the poor camel, and watch some bellies dancing. Now, I have seen my dads belly, and it just aint right. IT JUST AINT RIGHT. SO I need all you dogs to put your paws together....and pray to whoever it is you pray to....and say a big one for this poor camel in the desert. Whew...NOw that I know you are all together with me...I wont worry so much. And I am just thinking that my dad on a camel....would be like me taking Mango for a piggy back. It just wouldnt work....(no offence Mango...)..anyhhow I am giving you a couple more pictures of Dubai...sorry no pics of me this time. I will have a camera soon I hope. Have a good week everyone. MJ OUT

wooohooo...hot mama in the house

OKAY SO mama got hold of my sisters camera and snapped a couple snaps of me. I am looking good if I do say so myself. (mama here...and she does say so herself quite often)

I am not sure if you know or not...but since dad left for his fun cruise vacation mama has more or less been starving me to death. I dont understand the reasoning. But she says she wants me to stick around for a long time....I didnt know I was going anywhere....

You know, once the treats are gone...it isnt all that fun to stay at grandma's. They won't let me go outside and scare the crazy lady. I mean really, what is the use being a Killer Pit bull if you cant go and eat the occasional neighbour...ahahahahah...

OHOH...SOMETHING GOING ON IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD....AND OF COURSE I AM STUCK IN THE DANG HOUSE. I KEPT MY GROWLS TO A DULL ROAR...I DON'T LIKE STRANGERS COMING TO CLOSE TO GRAMMA WHEN I AM IN THE HOUSE....ANYHOW..HAVE A GOOD WEEK EVERYONE...AND TADPOLE...I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOUR FUN POST....YOUR MOM HAS GOT TO STOP TEASING US...MJ OUT

Me....little ole Me

this is an old picture for all you pups that forgot what \i look like. My mom had a bad day and wants to tell you a story. So...today mom and I went to pick up my sister. When we got there mom and I jumped out of the car so we could go see Grandma for a minute. Anyhow I snucked away and ran around the house...minding my own business...when suddenly...(after mom got me under control) I hear this crazy lady screaming at my mom. So I am all excited and want to go see the crazy lady. My tail is waggin but mom wont let me go and talk to her. The crazy lady is going on and on and on about getting IT ...(her exact words were not even allowed on HBO I dont think..) on its leash before she calls the fffffing cops. So mom asked what her problem was because I am always on my leash...except this time. Well apparently the other night when there was a birthday party at my grandmas...I was there for abotu 10 minutes....and I was on a leash, I had the lady trapped in her yard cuz if she came out I was going to kill her. My mom was so angry at this part that she just started crying...me...i was still wanting to play with her. Mom said that I am friendly and that I would never hurt anyone. The crazy ladys man said that the problem is that if his dog...( a miniature poodle) gets loose it will attack me. Now at this point mom kinda just lost it...cuz apparently...because I am a HBO work pitbull I am going to kill people in the neighbourhood. Anyhow mom just wishes people werent so scared. I didnt even want to kill her...what was the use really...I just ate.....
MJ OUT....(and wishes people were not so stupid and mom would stop being so sad)ohohohoh
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I AM BAAAAAAAAACK....PHOTO FREE

Well this is the sad day I have to tell you some sad news. Some very sad news, but here it goes...There will be no pictures of MJ for quite some time. Mommy was not very smart, and left my camera on the ground, and drained the pool and the water flooded her camera. So....even though I complained about my picture getting taked all the time, I miss it. Summer is here, dad is gone, and I am looking quite beautiful since I have lost tons of weight. I dont get any real junk food. But mom has bought some awesome chicken treats....I would take a picture to show you...but...again...mom is an idiot. A big dodo head. So...what is new here, hmmmmm, mom has for sure started something around here, first dad left and then my brother left. And at least my brother comes back once in a while to do stuff like walk me. So that is cool. I spend alot of time alone those....and dreaming about my main man Mango....Mango...if you read this....know that even though I havent blogged much....you are still in my heart big fella. And I know you would be loving the new sexier me. Today was a very fun day....Mom Gramma, my cousin Jordan and I went down to the beach and I got to jump in the ocean and swim and swim and swim....we went and checked out the bomb shelters too....I wanted to go in and check them out but mom wouldnt let me.....(Whew....i was a bit scared cuz it was very dark in them)...so after I swam like an olympian for a bit, we went home and I slept. After supper, Mom and jordan and i went down to another park....dallas road....and we walked....and walked....i saw the cutest little tiny chihuhua with a back back....It was so cute, but I dont want one....I cant be working and playing. And a back pack would just make me work.
Anyhow i am so sorry I have not blogged....but I do read your blogs.....all the time....So dont forget about me.....Huskee....will you tell your mommy that we are all thinking about you.....Tanner...I smell a rat.... i know you didnt just suddenly fall on the floor....i think not....ummm....Tadpole....you are handsome clean or dirty.....everyone....keep on bloggin....opy....charlie....i hope everything is okay there.....some day i will have pictures again....mom doesnt think we can afford another camera.....personally i think she is nuts....how is the world going to go on without pictures of me....grrrrrrr...anyhow...you guys all have a good week....mj out...

Such an Indignety...

Hey there all you bloggers...normally I would not steal mama's blog...but I am a very mad cat...and I have to say something to let you know just what an evil woman we live with.....

I am not sure if you can see or not...but SOMEONE.....thought it would be a good idea to put a collar and bell on me. on ME....the Zipper Princess....the murderer of mice and rats and all things furry...How on Dogs Green EArths am I supposed to rid the world of critters...(bad critters not hamsters) if SHE who will not be named puts this dang thing with the bell around my neck.....

Hey guys....dont listen to the Zip....she is angry cuz mom put a bell on her cuz she is getting friendly little birds. Mom tried to warn her, but she didnt listen...so she is on house arrest ...with the bell for a bit. Poor kid....and i am just hangin out on the couch....so bored around here. On monday my brother is moving out with his freinds. Mom said she is going to be sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sad. I dont know how she can be sad, she still has all the important people to live with her...well...me, zippy, and Carter...and i know we will keep her amused.......and Mango sorry if \i didnt answer your tags yet...my mom is sooooooo lazy....

Hi Everyone...its me CArter....I want to say something too. nah...forget it ...i am going back to sleep. Have a good night....everyone......

Oh man..so much fun camping

GIMME THAT STICK..THAT YUMMY ...MARSHMALLOW STICK...

DO YOU GUYS SEE ME...I GOT THE STICK...MJ RULES...I GOT IT..

DO YOU SEE HER FACE....THIS IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND MELLISSA.....

SOMEONE HAS TO WASH THAT DIRTY STUFF OFF OF HER FACE......

OH MAN...HOW DID THIS GIRL GET ALL THIS CHOCOLATE ALL OVER HER FACE....I AM SO GLAD I WAS HERE TO HELP HER...I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GOOD WEEKEND..I SURE DID...CAMPING AND BEACHES AND EVERYTHING...BY THE WAY...I DIDNT GO CAMPING LIKE SOME PEOPLE...I WILL ONLY STAY OUT FOR A COUPLE HOURS, THEN I GET BACK IN THE CAR AND COME HOME. IT WAS A FUN FUN TRIP....I WISH YOU WERE ALL HERE WITH ME....WELL ...HAVE A GOOD WEEK EVERYONE...MJ OUT

Fun at the Park

THIS IS MY LITTLE FLESH BUDDY KASHTON...HE IS SOOOOOOOOOO COOL BECAUSE IT WAS REALLY cold in the water and he wanted to come in and play with me. The girls wanted to play too...but not until Kashton got wet up to his belly button. He is one cool little dude.
Do you like my cool stick. I went in and out and in and out and in and out....well ...you all get the message don't you. Anyhow it cooled me off alot. After sitting at home alone all day, I sure did need to go for a nice long swim.

Oh oh...i wonder what happpened to Kashton...what a mess he is...this is actually what caused him to get in the water in the first place.

This is Tana....she threw sticks at me. No...whoops...she threw sticks to me. She is pretty silly though.
Look at me. I am running so fast here you can hardly see me. Tana was throwing that stick, then i swam and swam. It was such a fun day. I am so glad the mcloed munschins are here, they have alot more energy than mom does at the end of the day, that is for sure. I can not wait until tomorrow cuz rumor has it that mom is taking me to go see Korena at some beach called french beach. I sure hope they bark in English. Until tomorrow...mj out..

Celebrating the Stuffie...MJ syle...

and that is how i appeciate my stuffie....i love my stuffies....to death.

i am madonna...go figure

Wow, your dog is Madonna!
Madonna
American Queen
Come on, let's just face it: We are living in a material world, and mary jane potter is a material girl. So go ahead and thank your lucky stars—mary jane potter is the one and only Madonna!
Always desperately seeking attention, mary jane potter is multi-talented and savvy, not afraid to get her paws dirty and experiment with new methods of getting into the groove in order to reach her peeps. She commands respect everywhere she goes, a sophisticated traveler who insists upon the best—and more often than not, she gets what she wants. Appearance is everything for your true-blue diva and while her look may change as often as the Pellegrino in her water bowl does, her commitment to exercise is unwavering. mary jane potter's in tip-top shape, which makes her age in pet years a non-issue. Despite the hard fur and the no-nonsense approach, she's a softy when it comes to her devoted owner. It's fair to say that mary jane potter is, yes, crazy for you.

I was going to add a photo but mom cant figure it out too well today. She is in a mood. So, I hope you all undersand it this post is short and boring. I just wanted to say hi to everyone and let you all know that i am thinking of you. I will try and get a more exciting blog happening soon. This is going to be a long 6 months. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowlys.

Up for ADOPTION.....HELP ME

SO LOOK AT ME. I FOUND SHIATZI'S ADOPT ME VEST. AND I AM NOT TAKING IT OFF UNTIL SOMEONE COMES TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM MY CRUEL MOM.
Do you know that my mom has not fed me any treats in 9 days. I had a tiny peppermint..big deal, but seriously I think if i were the mom and she was the dog....she would probably eat me. She is so lucky that I am a nice dog. I need someone that will love me with food. And not that crappy stuff they call dog food. Crappy...I would just die for some ice cream or a couple peanuts.


And then....and then...last night my bff korena was over. We were having a sleepover, on my new couch, and then she talked to mom for a minute...mom and i went outside for a little piddle walk....and when we came back in....Korena was gone. Mom made her dissappear. I feel so unloved. I know Korena would never ever ever leave without saying goodbye to me. Mom is a big old pain in the butt. Will someone pleeeeeeeeeeeease love me...and not to be rude... but can it be someone who doesnt mind giving out treats at a regular basis. Thanks...well se you all tomorrow or the next day...and DAD.....i miss you.....HELLLLLLLLLLLLP ME.....

Silly Sunday

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE...JUST GIVE IT TO ME MOM....PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE

I WONDER WHAT I AM BEGGING FOR....IT IS A NEW KIND OF DOGGIE CRACK MOM SAYS....SHE GAVE ME A TINY LITTLE PIECE ONCE AND NOW I CANT LIVE ONE SINGLE DAY WITHOUT IT.....OH MY DOGSSSSSS JUST GIVE IT TO ME MOM
DO YOU SEE THEM....THEY ARE JUST SO GOOD....AND THEY ARE BIG AND FAT AND DELICIOUS BUT MOM ONLY GIVES ME A TINY PIECE....CHEAPIE....SHE SAYS AT LEAST THEY MAKE MY BREATH SMELL REALLY REALLY NICE....
Have any of you dogs got one of these in your house.....oh my gosh...mom wasnt home the other day, just Jordan and me, and i was hungry so I just helped myself. Jordan was too busy to notice. I think the fact that i got my own dinner was admiralble....dont you...and it is never ending...word to the wise, wait a bit when one of the cats comes out.
Richard and I are just being silly here. We were trying to do a funny picture for my dad. But this will have to do. Hey Dad, are you still sick? Mom and me are missing you, oh and zippy, but she just mopes on top of the DVD player. Have a good day everyone.