Another day with gramma

Gramma has treats in her hand...do you see them...i see them...i am sure she is going to give me one really really soon....

This is what I do to gramma to remind her that I am treatless....Ummm grammma...can you give me another treat....pleaseee....please gramma......

Good gosh....they are all gone...my life is over now...no more treats...I am going to starve to death...what is a girl to do...besides mope on the floor....

Don't try and make me feel better Jordan...I am doomed...we are all out of treats...how would you like it if your ran out of coke...huh...you know how you like your coca cola....

Why won't he just leave me alone and let me mope already...that little guy is soooooooooooo annoying when i try and pout....gosh...I gotta go....mom said i should pose for a picture for the christmas card.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...I am getting very gruff....no treats...photos...I am so outta here right now.........MJ OUT

Another day another blog.....

Okay....so things here have not been too eventful, which kinda explains my blogging....I mean really, I know I am a good looking girl...but how many pictures can you see of me just being that...a good lookin girl...but...alas here is one....

Okay so WTF is this ....it is supposedly stuffed....and I am not allowed to tear it apart....and it is as big as I am ...and it sings and shakes some bells....if you ask me...And I know you are...it is just creepy....ewwwww....

Here I am at the park today....again...just being my gorgeous self...it is not really hard work...

Here is Ruby....Sam...and Pippin.....it was kinda rainy so everyone is a bit wet....Usually I am on the table with them...but Sams mom had treats so I had to work that for a bit...I ended up with a cookie and a snausage...which i dont really care for...but when mom was going to pick it up off the ground and give it to another dog...welll...there wont be any of that.....

Isnt the sky prety....well...kinda pretty..mom thought so so she put one of her freaky pictures on my blog...whatever...at least I didnt have to pose.......time to go...apparently my cousin is coming over later...yahooooooo

oh noooooooooooo ...whats happenin

So mom took me for a nice drive today. We were heading for a nice little quiet time at the beach. Such a beautiful evening.....

Isnt it pretty....gosh....I do love the water. It is getting a little colder...but I enjoy peace and tranquillity....oh so nice.....not like it was here yesterdayyyyyy.........ohoh...

Look what my mom brought home. This is morning Glory....I agree she is really cute....but come on ....didnt we just get rid of one....Come on mom....what are you thinking.....

Here she is outside....she is so smallll....and so cute...but really....she takes away some of my much needed attention....and man ....she can sure cry ....

This is what zippy thinks of her....Man...she was P O'd....she stared at her from the fence for a long long time....and then....Puppy was gone....mom was just foolin us...she was just babysitting for the day...so for now....no puppy.....but....we all know what mom is like....so...wish me some luck...and some peace and quiet....MJ OUT

oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo...not again

Look...I'm a fire dog...ahahaha

Look at me dawgs...i am a fire dog....if anyone needs me to put out a fire...or to cool them down I have my fire light...do i look pretty cool to you all....

Look ...here I am with the white light...actually my mom bought this for my dad so he wouldnt get run over by a bus when he walks to work....I hope it works...but if it doesnt...i hope they dont break this cool light....cuz i could really use it....

Can you see me...I am hiding in the bush...i betcha mom wishes I had the light on here...hehe

Look who was waiting for a cookie when i got home from the park......and she got one...but I didnt...I took off and mom was a little angry....but not nearly as angry as dad....well..gotta go now...i smell someone cooking....MJ out....

gotta love the gramma

so I am not sure if all you pups understand the importance of gramma. Gramma is a gold mine. My gramma is especially important. Can you see me. Can you see my paw. That just gets my gramma right in her heart. I want you all to go practice this move.

Now give her the puppy dog eyes. I know it is hard to see in this picture...but believe me ...i was using the I love my gramma soooooooooooooo much eyes.

MOM would you get that darn camera out of my face....I have clearly got work to do here. (Just so you all know...i got treats....have you ever had left over deep fried wonton...so yummy. And she was going to throw them in the garbage.)...anyhow i want you all to start practicing the paw and eyes move.........I LOVE YOU GRAMMA.......

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

TODAY IS HALLOWEEN....SO MOM SAID ...HEY MJ....LETS PUT YOU IN YOUR COWGIRL SUIT AND HEAD DOWN TO THE DOG PARK....AND SHOW OFF YOU COSTUME TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS.....(YES I KNOW I AM YELLING...I AM ANGRY...)

HERE WE ARE ON THE WAY TO THE PARK......

STILL ON THE WAY TO THE PARK.....

HERE WE ARE BACK HOME....NO COSTUME....DO YOU BELIEVE NOT ONE FREAKING DOG WAS AT THE PARK...NOT EVEN ONE....WHAT WAS THE USE OF LOOKING SO DANG SEXY IN MY COWDOG SUIT IF NONE OF MY FRIENDS WERE THERE TO CHECK ME OUT...I MEAN...EVEN MY UNCLE TONY...WHO IS ALWAYS DOWN THERE ....WAS NOT THERE TO SEE ME....LIFE SUCKS...I AM GLAD I DONT HAVE TO DRESS UP AGAIN UNTIL CHRISTMAS....GRRRRRRRRRRRR....MJ OUT...WAY OUT....GRRRRRRRRR

COW PUP READY TO GO

HEY CHECK THIS OUT...LOOK MJ....SOMEONE IS IN THERE LOOKIN AT ME...HELLOOO
DOES ANYONE SEE ME? iS THIS YOUR DOGGY BLOG MJ? CAN I BLOG ABOUT YOUR NEW COSTUME MJ? OKAY GOOD...SO...HEY DOGGY BLOGGERS AND GIRL GIRL..I AM ZIPPY, I AM MJS PUPPY, AND I LOOOVVVVVVVE MY MOMMY. BUT SOMETHING VERY SILLY HAPPENED TODAY...MY MOMMY TURNED INTO A COWPUP....CHECK THIS OUT

Look how beauuuttttttttttttiful my momma is.
She is all decked out in her stampede wear. My hoooman mom said that she is all set to go trick or treating. She will go and get treats and people houses. Funtimes. MJ said she hopes they give her steaks. She loves steaks.

My mom also said when you look at this picture you will probably find it hard to believe that MJ needs any treats of any kind. But Momma MJ said that wasnt funny, and told her any more comments like that and she will.....well she didnt know what she did...afterall mom is the one who feeds us...she just wants mom to know it isnt nice to talk about her size....

This is pretty much what Mamma MJ and I do all day when everyone else is busy. Does it look fun...cuz it is...sometimes we trade spaces...i get a good deal cuz when MJ moves i get a nice warm spot in our bed. Anyhow I gotta go now...I think MJ is trying to get a treat, and I like eating the crumbs...yummy..anyhow I hope you all like her costume...have a good weekend...Zippy

someone has a BOYFRIEND

HEY EVERYONE....SAM HERE, I AM MJ'S VERY GOOD BARK PARK FRIEND....I LOOK OUT FOR HER....THAT IS WHAT WE DO AT the bark park....we look after each other at the park.

This here is my handsome Brother, Pippin , he helps me look after the girls at the park...well today, while we werent lookin....MJ met a BOY....a BIG BOY....and she fell in LOVE. Normally we don't let too many boys near MJ. But BOTZI was determined. It was love at first sight. There were moments that our mom made us turn our heads away...I tell you...shame shame...

This is Botsi getting on his knees and we think proposing to MJ. She seemed enchanted so I don't think we have to guess what she said. They played and jumped around and hugged and kissed and ran....young love....well maybe not soooooo young...Botzi is 11 years young...and Mj is 7.

Here they are on a romantic stroll. They walked back a forth together quite a bit.

See here, Botzi wants to play huggy baby with MJ....Pippin doesn't like it...he says Botzi is hurting her....so I am helping Pippin yell at Botzi, but MJ told us everything was cool..She really really likes this game. Anyhow today is also MJ's 200th Post....
WOW..she sure does like this blog....anyhow thanks for letting us stop by...MJ said she would have written herself but right now instead of writing her blog...she is dreaming away about her boyfriend Botzi....so goodbye for all...it sure was nice to meet you all.....Goodnight

Abe Lincolns Boat at my Bark Park

check it out dogs and girl girl....mr lincoln has parked his boat at my bark park. Serisoulsy dudes...this is one hugggggggggggggge boat. I got to thinking...if it could hold over 500 hoooman beans....imagine how many dogs we could get on there. We could have the biggest dogs with blogs party/cruise ever. Now there is a bit of a problem...I am going to need some experts to help me out with the infiltration of the boat.....i was wondering if wally and chucksie bux and the army of four...and oh my gosh...we cant forget big masculine joey , tadpole and doofus....can come and help me out. Will you all get word to them...can you just imagine the party we could have.....

I am not sure how long we have so please talk to all your friends and get word out that we need to get organized. I cant wait to Party.......Texas...are you in dude...OPY...come one..we gotta get moving fast...
Here is Bear and I...we just had a meeting about the boat.....she is in....so get back to me ...all you dogs.....we needs pirates and troopers...we need all of you...so get back to me quick..heheheh...it is going to be so fun.....MJ OUT....

MJs Big Famous INterview...

. There have been lots of parties going on at DWB and from a recent post I can see that you LOVE to party. If you were to throw a party what theme would you choose? explain.
I do love a good party...I think if i was going to give one ...hmmm..i would choose a zoo theme..where we would all come dressed up like our favorite other animal..hmm.

2. In your opinion, what is your favorite thing about being a dog? Why?
What ISNT my favorite thing would be a better question...being a dog is awesome...I am waiting on hand and foot. Every sound i make gets a response from the humans...every one...are you okay mj...do you want a treat mj...do you need a belly rub mj...you guys konw what i am talking about...hahah...we have soooooooooo got it made in the shade

3. If you owned a store, what would you sell and who would you get to work for you?
Definately a meat market...I would employe only vegetarians so there would be no meat theft from employees....and all the meat in the world for me...

4. If you could be given one super power, what would you choose and why?
I would probably have the invisibilty power.....that way i could sneak out of the house and walk around the neighbourhood without worrying about the dog pound man putting me in jail...

5. If you could tell your mom and dad one thing, what would you say? Why?
Well I guess I would tell them I love them...becuase really...they are the best mom and dad ever....and I would thank them for sharing me with everyone else i love too...

Enjoy,Balboa

So Balboa...this was very much fun...thanks so much for interviewing me. We should go out for supper some day....
Back to my normal blogs tomorrow

MJ Is ALL woman

okay all you dogs out there...and girl girl..you are probably wondering why I am reposting this picture of me in all my loveliness...well the story is this...I have alot of new bloggers checking out my blog...and ..ahem....ummm...they thinik I am a boy. Sometimes I may talk like a boy...but that is just the way I am...Ladies and Gentlemen...MJ is ALL WOMAN..so here is a photo of proof.

And check this monkey out. (the stuffed animal..I am a dog....not funny mom)..anyhow when Tater left...my mom tried to cheer me up so she bought me a stuffed monkey. It has almost been a week and he looks pretty good...except he is missing his arms....he can't slap me around while i chew on him now...hahahaha...anyhow that is it for today...this is my 197 post...man..I cant believe the big 200 party.....MJ OUT

Oh MY DaWGs...what a night...

COULDA BEEN THE WHISKEY
MIGHTA BEEN THE GIN
COULDA BEEN THE THREE FOUR SIX PACK
I DONT KNOW
BUT LOOK AT THE MESS I'M IN.....

OH MY LORDY...THAT LOLA AND PENNY CAN SURE THROW A PARTY...

I JUST WANNA APOLOGIZE FOR ANY UNLADY LIKE BEHAVIOR...BUT I

NEED TO GET BACK UNDER MY MOMS COAT WHERE THINGS ARENT TOO

BRIGHT....SEE YOU ALL SOON...AND ASTA I AM SO SORRY I COULDNT MAKE

IT TO YOUR PARTY...BUT IT TOOK ME WAY LONGER THAN NORMAL

TO GET THROUGH CUSTOMS COMING HOME....

I think This Post Speaks for ITself...

since i am out partying ....doing the disco dance with Lola and the gang...I thought I would just post a photo that pretty much speaks for itself...Party of all you Dawgs out there....

OH my Dogs...Be careful What you Wish FOR

oh my OH MY oh Woh am I....What have I done. I am sure I will feel better tomorrow. But Tater is gone. He went to a good home in Maple Ridge. He has a big sister named Whisper. And he left while dad and I went out for a walk...What have I done my friends...I miss the little gaffer already...at least I think I do...I could just be tired from the long walk dad took me on. Anyhow I hope the little guy is happy. I am going to go sleep now..I think...but mom is actually cooking so I may stay awake...first auntie meghan leaves ....then Tater...aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh...Oh well...Korena called...she is going to take me for a walk soon she said....gotta go my peeps....MJ out...PS...I hope i feel better before Lolas big disco bash

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmy,,,,

Now normally I wouldn't beg....I would just sit and wait until someone offers me food.

But tonight is a special night...tonight T-bone is in da house ....you girls and gals understand that don't you....when T-bone is in da house....

Look what is left Of T-bone....do you want to know a secret.....a big secret...but you gotta promise not to tell TATEr.....okay..so when Tater goes to his baby bed....Dad said i could have the bone....Isnt that the greatest...."hey tater....you are getting veryyyyyyyyyyyyy sleepy"..hehehe i sure hope that works....

Hey mom...tell MJ to stop making me so sleepy...would ya pleasee...oh and mom...tell everyone that there is some people coming to see me from vancouver tomorrow...all the way across the water cuz they want me....and they have a bossy lady dog just like MJ and two cats...

Oh look at me...i am waiting for Korena to pick me and Tater up in the purple Pit mobile...wow that was a fun walk...we were gone for almost three hours...whew...I was tuckered out when i got back....then mom said....MJ come with me...we are going to see Auntie Meghan...I couldnt believe it...I got to see my two favoritest girls in teh same night...but I got some sad new from Auntie Meghan...she is moving to Nashville...she is going to win a CMA...she just needs to get her songs our there...will everyone on doggy land please cross their doggy paws for auntie meghan...i really am gonna miss her alot...

Anyhow mom said i have to get off the computer...so i will talk to you all soon....MJ OUT

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