Wrestledogmia 1

Anyone interested in joining me in the first annual wrestledogmia? I had a practice match against Backus, a Bull mastiff cross today. It was so fun. He was just throwing me around and I didnt care. He didnt scare me. We had such a fun time. He wasnt nearly as scarey as the horse dog and great danes....Backus didnt bark at all. Dallas Road is my new favorite place to go today. Tomorrow may be different...but who knows. Last night my best buddy Jody took me to the park. He is fun to go to the park with cuz he runs with me. Man...he is just like a bull mastiff...sarah should call him Backus too. I would show you a picture of us, but mom would let me take her "precious" camera to the beach. Whatever...OH and grandma hurt herself changing the toilet paper roll today, she is stuck in bed and in the chair...I might go over and take the lines out of her carpet. Actually I hope gramma is going to be better tomorrow. You know what they do to horses that go lame. I love you gramma. Anyhow mom says i have to get off the computer. She says i spend too much time looking at all the doggy blogs...again...whatever!

HOLY HORSEDOGS BATMAN

All things come to those who wait....thank goodness. So when my mom got home from work today I was verrry patient...very patient. I let mom cook supper, and have a little quiet time...then I turned on the puppy eyes. Boy, I wish I knew about those puppy eyes weeks ago..or maybe months ago. She said,"lets go to the beach MJ", and off we went to my new favorite place...dallas road doggy park. When we got there we saw a horse dog...huggggggggge...she was so cute and she thought she was a puppy. Mommy took pictures...everyone likes getting there doggy pictures taken...anyhow ...not mcuh else happened today and I am too hot to say much, I jsut wanted to show you my pictures for the dallas doggy park.

yummy turltes taste good

whoops....mom left a piece of cheese cake in the back of the car...it was called turtle cheese cake...i always wanted to taste a turtle...wow...they are so tasty. Thanks uncle tony for having a birthday so I could eat mom's cake for her. So nothing much went on today. Mom went over to my uncles house. There wa a little dog named Koda there. I didn't really want to go because the next door neighbour dogs bark all the time. anyhow I promised Tony ....well mom promised Tony...she would put a picture of Koda in my web page. So here he is....and I gotta admit...he is kinda cute.
The other dog is his big brother Copper...he is very nice. I have never met them so I have to take the word of mom...and my mom knows a good dog when she sees one.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE TONY

TWO WORDS......HELP ME!!!!!!!

Are YOU Freakin Kidding ME

okay so I am a little angry right now. It started off as a pretty nice day. Mom and I got up and went down to Saxe Point doggy park...I played with a few dogs....especially Murray. Murray was a rescue dog...and now lives with a really nice daddy. He is a beagle. (the dog not the dad)..I got to play fight with Murray and we had lots of fun. After all this "mother" brought me home and left me with my brother. I thought "mother" was going to work. All I do every day is protect that woman. I sleep with her so nobody will bother her, I stay very close to her while she eats, again, so nobody with steal her food, and I go on walks with her to keep her safe and healthy..so what does "mother" do? I will tell you...she goes out to our auntie's house and visits my cousin Maggie. And Maggie is my very favorite cousin. She is so pretty. (well not as pretty as me....but you get the picture) We just love to play together. And Uncle Les has such a nice garden. We love to play and tear things up. Oh the fun we had. Anyhow back to the problem...I was not invited to Maggies house, and not only was I not invited , mother took pictures of this huge dog thingy with sticks coming out of his head. I could sure have had fun chasing that around. I am a little angry right now...so I cant write too much. the only good thing is that uncle les gave me a colour. It is pink. My favorite colour. Anyhow I am going to go and drown myself in my pool..OH I FORGOT>>>the stupid thing has a hole in it and all the water drained out. Time for me to go and mOPe....(have a good day all you doggys....)

POOL PARTY AT MY HOUSE

wooooooooohooooo...mommy got me my own above ground ginormous pool..just for me...she stood in it but i gave her my crabby eyes, I am afraid mom will pee in my pool...You know how some people are. Anyhow things are pretty ex citing with a pool...did you know, (and dont tell anybody) that is can double for a drinking bowl...man...so fun, i stood in the pool and had a drink at the same time...far out! I may have to have a pool party...everyone will have to byop though...i dont want anyone peein in mine. I hope sarah doesnt want to swim in it....she will be all braggin about her swim meet days...aaaaaaaaaaaaaah...anyhhow i need a nap...and some food...then a swim..then a walk...you get it...everyone have a good day....

I LOVE TO SWIM

first of all i would like to give a big shout out to my beautiful sister (she told me to say that) Sarah. "holla sarah"...she came with me to the beach tonight and got to see what an awesome swimmer I am. She always brags about what a great swimmer she was when she was on a swim team....sure...but did she bring back a freaking log in her mouth when she swam.....i think not! So dad is still gone. Our pretty red car got out of the hospital today...I though dad would come back with it...dang. Just the car. Oh well at least now I odnt have to be so careful when we go swimming. My mom bought this huge round thing today...it look oddy frightening...I think it may be a bathtub...mom says it is a swimming pool, I will send photos of me in the "swimming pool" tomorrow. Anyhow I have to go t bed today....i hope it is a bit cooler here tomorrow. Have a nice sleep everyone....woof. wooooooooof...

i live in a hothouse...help me

So today is about 33 degrees celcius....which wouldnt be bad if i spent the whole day in a fridge, but instead, mom left me at home in the house...which feels like a hothouse. She is soooooooooooooo lucky that she left the car going when she got home, and took me to the ocean for a swim. aaaaaaaaaaaaah nice cold water.....mom through me a stick ....and i came back with a tree. I am so strong, maybe next time mom will bring her camera...I will even agree with letting her take pictures of my magnificent tree. I had to swim out really far to get it, mom was a little nervous...but i did it...I am MJ...I am Dog....well, not much more to say...i need to go outside and tend to my bone. And I am so happy you are doing good OPY....see you all tomorrow.

WOW HOT BOW HOT BOW

oh man...what a hot hot hot day. Poor me...hot hot hot. Mom went out and bought me the worlds biggest bone...but i am too hot to even go outside and eat it...i will get mom to send a picture of me with it tomorrow. HOT hot hot hot. Did I mention I was hot..Sorry for being repetative. Mom said I got the bone for being a good girl...before she left for work she asked me to make sure the house got cleaned before she got home...and well..it did. Like magic. Well I dont know what to say today..except that oh ya...it's really hot. OH and OPY..way to get back to the blog dude....you rule..

#1 reason dogs bit their mom's

Okay, so maybe someone out there in doggyblog world...can tell me why moms think it is soooooooooooooo funny to make dogs wear stuff. Do they not know that we come with the wardrobe we enjoy wearing...
and when it gets too hot...we shed some of it....come on mom....i don't like clothes.... please dont make me wear them...i am not smiling...it may be the only time i will show my teeth...
also...what is with the rip off walks today....no beach...what the heck...my mom is gettng lazy...very lazy...will someone talk to her about that...man...whats a dog to do....anyhow there is some wacky mexican party on the deck out back and i have to hide before another silly lady comes at me with their sombrero....goodnight everyone...i hope you are feeling good opy...

Three beaches in one day...yey me

Hello all my friends. I was almost too pooped to blog tonight, but mom reminded me that I have a committment to the fans. So I got my nice oversized butt, (i know it's nice cuz it gets sniffed on a daily bases and they all come back to sniff more)off the couch, and here I am., speaking to my fans. Today was like most days. I ate, slept, and ran...(i am sure I did other things, but a lady just doesnt talk about that.) I was home alone for awhile cuz mom and rick had to work, but was I ever surprised when My sister showed up. It was nice for a minute or two, but out comes the cleaning products and the vacuum...ewwww....it starts getting all smelly and noisy. And...just when i get my toys where I was them....she picks them up and puts them in a basket. So, as soon as I get some energy I am up off the couch and making a nice big mess. Mom took me to three beaches today...but the third one was the best. It was at 9 at night, and windy, and cool...i love the cold. I ran and ran. Nobody could keep up to me,(note from mom:nobody wanted to keep up with her...) I was so fast. Just before we left the beach we saw a little baby boy pitX..he was so fun. He kept jumping on my shoulders and trying to bite my ears...so cute....for a second or two...just when i was getting ready to tell him who was boss, old bossy put my leash back on and said it was time to go home. Lucky little kid.....anyhow I gotta get back on the couch before my spot gets cold. Have a good day everyone.

Crocodiles 0 pit bulls 1

So, My mom was telling me that she was our Uncle Don at the bakery today, and it made her remember that she needs to send him a picture. Do you see this picture of me with the pitbull eating crocodile? Well, Mom and I went to Uncle
Don's and Auntie Jean's house a couple weeks ago and this crocodile was just loose in their yard. They were hinting about calling that crocodile hunter guy, but I convinced them that I could take care of things myself.
Now, a few weeks later, mr crocodile isn't so tuff. It is
hard to chase people down without any eyes or face.
Pitbull 1-crocodile 0
oh and...the bakery mom...you went to the bakery..
How come I don't remember any treats from the bakery?
Well have a good day everyone. Hugs to all my readers,
and don't forget about MJ's rule of the treat size.

There are treats..and there are TREATS.

I seem to be spending alot of time sitting home alone today. Someone needs to take mom aside and tell her that it isnt good for a dog to be home alone...that gives us way too much time to think of things to do that may get us in trouble. Finally, it was time to go to the beach. Yes, I am a lucky dog...every day I get to go to the beach. Today I was very surprised though, cuz mom bought me a funny leash...It was very short. so short that I could hardly leave my mom's side. She said ti was a good thing we used it today cuz there were about a million little tiny people at the beach. Mom wouldnt let me play with them. AAAAAAh sometimes mom cramps my style. I am a big hit with kids. And they always have yummy faces. Oh well, so we went on a different road by the beach and found some cool trail. We saw a jail. It was from the war or something, but mom says that now they put bad dogs in there that don't listen to there mom and dad's. Hmmmm. I think they should put bad mom's in there, that don't listen to their dogs. Sometimes I have to smack her two or three times before she gets out of bed to walk me. Geez. Is there a doggy help line out there somewhere. Anhow we ran into a very nice man. He had treats in his pocket. He asked me if I wanted a treat, and I was such a good girl that I was sitting before he even said treat. He gave me a treat....at least that is what he said it was. It was so very small. I think, If you are going to give treats to dogs at the beach, maybe it should be large. We could choke on those tiny little things. Lets have them all bigger than a five dollar bill. Okay people. Thanks...Anyhow, I am goign to go now so mommy can take me out in my new limo, and drive our friend home and maybe have a mini walk at the beach. Yay me. Have a good day everyone. OPY< feel better buddy.

Happy Fathers Day

Today was a long day with my brother. Mom worked all day, then she went to gramma's for supper. I am not allowed on Gramma's white couches so I refuse to go for dinner. A girl has got to stand her ground. Oh and gramma, if you are reading this, thanks for the doggy bag. Geesh. Anyhow when mom finally did come home I was so surprised, I met her at the car, with the camera and the leash, and got in the car with my sister, Sarah, and my favorite little cousin Jordan. So today most of the photographs in my blog are Jordan's work. My mom says she is pretty sure you will figure out which ones she took. Anyhow Happy Fathers Day, Dad. I hope you are reading this. Mom says she isnt sure you are getting her emails. Anyhow everyone have a good sunday evening, monday morning. Wherever you are in the world. I am going to go and give my mommy my most beautiful puppy dog eyes, and beg for food. So I will talk to you later. Bye ...Good luck tomorrow Opy. I am praying very hard for you....in my bestest doggy pray....Okay in case anybody is wondering...the poodle was a buddy at the park tonight..and the guy with the fishing rod...well, i was just really curious about the interesting smells.....would have been a weeee bit better if he had a fish ....

night time fun with my new friends

Okay so normally I am once a day blogger...but tonight I met some new friends and mom took their photos for a change...what a freakin relief. I told her if she doesnt stop with the camera, I am going to start charging her....I mean I may not be any Twiggy...but his girl has got some booty . Anyhow enough about me...here are my new friends I made tonight.

Okay so today has been tough for this little girl. With my dad gone to sea, mom is turning into a tyrant. At 6:15 this morning she forces me to get out of bed and go for a walk at Flemming Beach. Okay...she says, in her defence, that I slapped her and licked her for 5 minutes before the actual walking took place. She is already going crazy. So anyhow ...however it happened, it was an enjoyable walk. Charlie was there, he is a big black dog and he is always sniffing in mom's pockets for treats. Whatever...like I leave any for someone else. So the park was interesting...I found a very tasty rock. I licked it for like ten minutes. It had some kind of white icing on it. Mom was grossed out, I was in heaven. On the way back we saw alot of ducks. Then mom brought me home and told me she would appreciate it if I came and slept with her. She said there is plenty of room in the bed for both of us. If there was so much room why do you suppose she growled at me when I curled up in the centre of the bed? Oh well, mom worked all day and i hung out with Rick. Right now, if I play my cards right and look at them both with my big doggy eyes, I may get a walk to saxe point...anyone wanna come with us....well gotta go...talk to you soon.....HI GRamma......

to tired to type

Its been a really tough day running and playing and running and playing...goodnight bloggers...

can you keep a secret?

SHHHHH!..My name is Tigger, I am a man eating tiger, and MJ is just a bag of slobber. She thinks she is sooooooooo dangerous. Ya right. Anyhow I noticed the other day that mom put a picture of her online with MY cowboy hat. Well really, who looks better? Anyhow I gotta go before slobber chops wakes up and notices I am on her blogspot. CYA

can you keep a secret+

You gotta love me...they do

Wow, lets try this again....Today I was lucky cuz i got to walk with mom and dad. Only two more walks with dad before he goes on the big boat. He should bring me...they need a dog on the ship to keep the sailors in line. And I could also help with the left over problems.
Anyhow that was just a thought. I met a new friend at the park today. His name was Dodger, and he was half big dog and half really big dog. He had the biggest ears I have ever seen on a dog, but his mom made it quite clear to my mom that it doesn't help him listen any better. He was in trouble today, but he got to walk anyhow. He seemed to really like me, you will notice this by some inapporpriate actions . Mom is going to put some of her own pictures today, she thinks she is a photographer. Look out National Geographic...here comes my mom...ahahahahahah...my mom kills me. Anyhow I need a big nap. So I am going to go now. HI to all my doggy friends...and people friends. See you all soon.